I AM A ROCK N ROLL PRODUCER .... I WORK OUT OF MY OWN STUDIO AND MORE THAN HAPPY TO WORK WITH ARTISTS IN OTHER STUDIOS AS WELL ...... IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS GO TO www.myspace.com/staticattacksound ...... AS THE PAGE YOU ARE HITTING UP FOR ADDS IS MY PERSONAL PAGE .... I ENJOY TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THINGS AND USUALLY IT WILL BE MYSELF ........ SO SO SO IF YOU ARE A BAND ADD MY SOUND PAGE ALSO .... IT'LL SAVE ME TIME HAVING TO SPAM YOU ACROSS .......
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ADD ME TO YOUR PAGE AT YOUR OWN RISK AS I LOVE WRITING REALLY STUPID THINGS IN THE STATUS UPDATES AND YOU WILL MOST PROBABLY END UP THINKING WHO IS THIS CRAZY PERSON .... WELL CRAZY I AM ... MOTIVATED I AM .... PASSIONATE I AM ....
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NOT ONLY DO I ENJOY RECORDING AND MIXING BANDS/ARTISTS I TOO ALSO PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND WRITE STUFF ..... I HAVE SOME TRACKS LOADED FROM EARLY 2000 SESSIONS WHERE I PLAYED EVERYTHING BUT DRUMS, OH AND I RECORDED AND MIXED IT .... www.myspace.com/babyjanemassacre ..........
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SO WHAT ELSE DO I DO WHEN I AM NOT CONSUMING MYSELF WITH MUSIC PROJECTS ,,, WELL ,,,, UMMM ,,, MYSPACE ,,, SHOPPING ,,, BROWSING ,,,, READING .... GOOFING OFF .... AND AMUSING ONESELF WITH WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING WHEN I AM DOING NOTHING AT ALL .... OH YEAH ,,, I LIKE COFFEE AND GET MORE PLEASURE OUT OF SITTING AT A CAFE FOR A BIT THAN USING MY GOOD COFFEE MACHINE AT HOME ..... I ALSO LOVE GOING OUT AND SEEING LIVE BANDS AND GETTING BLIND STUPID DRUNK
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I HAVE A SICK PASSION FOR COLLECTING MUSICAL TOYS MOSTLY BEING GUITARS AND PEDALS BUT ALSO WHATEVER ELSE TICKLES MY FANCY ,,,, I AM NEVER SAFE INSIDE A MUSIC SHOP OR PAWN SHOP AS I WILL SCAN THE PLACE FOR EVERYTHING .... AND I REALLY ENJOY GETTING OUT OF WHAT IS HOME TOWN FROM TIME TO TIME TO CAUSE A STIR SOMEWHERE DIFFERENT ..........
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SO WHAT INSTRUMENTS DO I PLAY AND WHO HAVE I PLAYED WITH IN THE LAST 17 YRS
CHERRY BOMB - Bass ; PMT - Bass and Vocals ; SONIC BOOM - Bass ; ACORN - Bass ; GOURMET FOOD THAT MAKES YOUR BUM ITCH - Guitar , Bass , Vocals , Drums (sometimes) ; MUFFY FLUFF AND MISH PROJECTS - Bass , Guitar , Keys , Flute , Vocals ; SPECIAL PATROL GROUP - Drums ; PUNK BAND CANNOT REMEMBER NAME (WE ONLY PLAYED A COUPLE PARTIES) - Drums ; ABE - Guitar or Bass (depending on line-up), and on Mycosis album Bass, Keys/Synth ; FROM DOWN THE HALL - Guitar and Vocals ; BABY JANE MASSACRE - Guitar
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I AM A BELLYDANCER AND HAVE DONE SO SINCE 1993 - I have been in a video clip for Tumbleweed ; Busked in Kings Cross , Circular Quay and Wollongong Mall ; Had put together a Troupe called "The Wild Witches" - seeing us dance on bars with Drag Queens at 21st parties , perform at women's festivals , run into houses for 50th birthday parties , and performed for an Ausmusic organised concert , engagement parties .... I mean I can keep going ... you get the drift ... Also I make all my own costumes ....... (shit I can sew as well) .............
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THERE IS A LOT MORE "ABOUT ME" ... I have many layers ... So if you want to get to know more then write me and ask. ALTHOUGH if you are too cheap to pay money on those internet dating things and you have only set your myspace profile as a cheaper alternative to "pick up" what you would classify "desperate and dateless" then I'll bid you farewell with my passing sentiments ... FUCK OFF !!!!! ... YOU CANNOT AFFORD ME !!!!!!
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