<♥™> i was outside... chillin in mi house it was nitetyme... so da sun was out i drunk mi food... & ate mi water in the middle of the block... standin on the corner sum pregnant man...went in 2 labor this illiterate dude was readin da newz paper all of dat liquor musta got me high it was rainin outside... so the ground was dry 2 non-violent dudes, started 2 fight he reached n his pocket, & shot em wit a knife the dude came back, & stabbed him wit a gun the man in the wheelchair started 2 run u cudnt even hear it, it was so damn loud the catz started barkin... the dogs said meow uh oh...sumbody musta called the cops i guess the def man musta heard the shotz if u dont believe me my storyz true ask the blind man he saw it 2