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Cripple

God didn't put me on earth just to fulfill a to-do list. He's more interested in what I am than what

About Me



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My Interests


You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the person who has the Boardwalk to my Park Place in that stupid McDonalds game
Your Heart Is Blue
Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty What Color Heart Do You Have?

Music:

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Television:


You Are Elmo
Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!

You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing.

You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.

How you live your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz /div

Books:


Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||| 23%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality || 10%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex || 10%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Heroes:

God didn't put me on earth just to fulfill a to-do list. He's more interested in what I am than what I do. That's why we're called human beings, not human doings.

My Blog

The Bob Fest

I went to the Bob Marley Festival last night. It was a cool time. VERY crowded. People didn't care if you bumped into them, they were all high. I was in line for a margarita and somehow this guy was s...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:32:00 PST

Eff school

Eff online classes, and Eff teachers that are as clear as Effing mud. I just spent a long time writing an essay on the wrong topic. Yay me. Eff writing.
Posted by Lisa Marie on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:19:00 PST

My first essay in 7 years...

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Roadblocks It was Friday and school had finally let out. The weekend was once again upon us! Rebecca and I raced to my car as ...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST

college...

What did I get myself into?!   I just enrolled in class today, and I already have 2 assignments past due. The first was cake. The second, a 3 page essay...need I say more? Which topic will ...
Posted by Lisa Marie on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

Walk like an Egyptian...

I am going to Egypt in a few months, for 2 weeks. That is all.
Posted by Lisa Marie on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

ha ha ha

"Oh, Winter has finally come to Hawaii. That's a first. ha    ha     ha" Thanks Mr. Gate Guard. It's been a while since I heard a stupid joke about my last name......
Posted by Lisa Marie on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:44:00 PST

Didn't think I would..

Cry for Aggememnon that is. But seeing his empty cage these past days...it hurts. He'd been my best friend on this island for 9 months. Before I knew anyone...and he's gone now. Gone.....
Posted by Lisa Marie on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:55:00 PST

The adventure begins

Aggememnon flew away today.
Posted by Lisa Marie on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:22:00 PST

Ants..

I have ants in my plants, and they're pissing me off.
Posted by Lisa Marie on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:10:00 PST

An Empty Nest

Well, *sniff*, I gave Aggememnon to Obie who will watch him while I'm on leave. My room is so quiet now..so empty..so lonely
Posted by Lisa Marie on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST