Lord Shnergen of Furgen Esq.

About Me

Hmm.Here goes.I like red wine,french food,italian food,chinese food,decent english food,intelligent people,films and music of all types apart from mindless action movies or probably guy richie films..Good music doesn't date.I have a huge weakness for women with nice feet.I don't give a toss weither you think that's weird.It beats dressing up in nappies or any other weirder fetish.I love women who like being spanked as well.Gosh.Saying that, i find domestic violence and violence generally disgusting and can't figure those women who stay in those types of relationships.I'm an open book.If you have a question, just ask.Any sane question i will gladly give you my opinion on.I have very mild epilepsy called 'auras'which does not involve me keeling over in the middle of the street but feeling a bit green about the gills.I don't have fits to seek attention.I'm far too intelligent for my own good.Strobe lights do my head in.I went to an orbital gig and keeled over.bummer.I love going to gigs regardless and i'm looking for the right lady to do this.I have had to mix with some very disturbed people in my life.This has had it's drawbacks, as most people who use the word 'loon' 'retard' or 'mentally disturbed' usually don't know what they are talking about.Most people can't tell the difference between and an eccentric, a contrived eccentric and someone with a mental illness.I think i'm better informed than most about this.Epilepsy does not mean you have a mental illness.I'm very off the wall and very 'normal'.Whatever the hell that is......well, that was my rant.I hope it hasn't put you off me.I'm really quite nice.I'm currently in a 'nobby no mates' situation but have got rid of the alcoholics and drug addicts who blighted my life for far too long.All i have to deal with now are are council and care worker type people who really get in my tits.Blimey.I also defy anyone to have gone through what i have and remain unscarred.But i did.And i'm alive.So there!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

who would i like to meet?someone who can blow my mind as well as be sensible i guess.... my website is www.geocities.com/alifreeman7/index.htmli have a yahoo group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/electric_elk/which is some kind of art group....well, i try.Everyone can't be a Picasso or Caravaggio. I also have a few adult groups mainly dealing with foot fetish and spanking.and here they are!go check them out and don't be shy.you know you want to.http://groups.msn.com/solefemlove/ (possibly deleted due to the msn groups upgrade)the main yahoo foot group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/solefemlove2/my yahoo spanking group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jollygoodspanking/my other yahoo continuation from my msn foot/tickling grouphttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/solefemlove3/http://group s.yahoo.com/group/solefemlove4/
Getting To Know You
What Time Do You Get Up? 7am
If You Could Eat Lunch With One Person, Who Would It Be? PJ Harvey
Gold or Silver? silver
What Was The Last Film You Saw At The Cinema? can't remember
What Did You Have For Breakfast? nowt
Who Would You Hate To Be Stuck In A Room With? a psychopath
What Inspires You? small things
What Is Your Middle Name? james
Beach, City, or Country? country
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor? vanilla
Butter, Plain, or Salted Popcorn? butter
Favorite Color? i like all colours
What Kind Of Car Do You Drive? can't drive.wish i could
Favorite Sandwich? depends on my mood
What Characteristic Do You Despise? thuggishness
Favorite Brand Of Clothing? not into brands
Favorite Flowers? orchids or roses maybe
Where Would You Like To Go On Vacation? far away.greece or salsberg at the mo
What Color Is Your Bathroom? decorating
To Where Would You Like To Retire? somewhere nice
Favorite Day Of The Week? tuesday
What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday? set fire to the town hall so it resembled a big birthday cake.just kidding.
Favorite Sport To Watch? all female nude beach volleyball
What Fabric Detergent Do You Use? the most decently priced one
Coke or Pepsi? Dr Pepper
Do You Have Any Pets? nope
What Is Your Favorite Season? summer
Name As It Appears On Your Birth Certificate? alistair james haycock
Any Nicknames? ali,al
Number Of Candles On Your Last Birthday Cake? 3,457. a bit of a fire hazard
Kids? nope
Hair Color? light brown
Eye Color? blue
Piercings? nope
How Much Do You Love Your Job? would love to have a job.currently in the benefit loop nightmare
Favorite Food? pasta dishes
Have You Ever Been In Love? yep
Have You Ever Been In A Car Accident? nope
Croutons or Bacon Bits? bacon bits
Favorite Saying or Phrase? power corrups and absolute power corrups absolutely - Lord Acton
Favorite Restaurant? one that sells decent cakes
Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink? orange juice
Favorite Alcoholic Drink? southern comfort and coke
How Many Times Have You Failed Your Drivers Test? can't drive because of my medical blah de blah
Do You Sing In the Shower? sometimes
Which Store Would You Choose To Max Out Your Credit Card? i only buy what i can afford.then credit card companies and phone companies pester me and i give in
What Do You Do Most When You Are Bored? paint or throw shapes
What's Your Bedtime? 11pm allegedly
Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? half full hopefully
If You Could Live Anywhere In The World, Where Would It Be? somewhere with civility and culture
Last or Current Book You Are Reading? the goldilocks enigma - it's a physics book about beginnings of the universe

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My Blog

energy vampires

Getting rid of people can be difficult.a shallow, broken trust.Damn, they make me sick.Along with borrowing my porn videos and then giving them away to some other prick.This along with my double tape ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:35:00 GMT

Bob Marley - The Axe Man (Small Axe Version)

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Posted by on Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:13:00 GMT

New File, beethoven 6th symphony

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Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 07:39:00 GMT

Lyrics Talking Heads -Once In A Lifetime

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shackAnd you may find yourself in another part of the worldAnd you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobileAnd you may fi...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:22:00 GMT

Bertrand Russell - Appearance and Reality

Bertrand Russell, Problems of Philosophy CHAPTER I APPEARANCE AND REALITY IS there any knowledge in the world which is so certain that no reasonable man could doubt it? This question, which at fir...
Posted by on Sat, 26 May 2007 15:18:00 GMT

none of the above

a swirly painting and a mike reid obsessive fan kept me going today and something else that made me laugh today.ah yes.the cub scouts on the rollercoaster jim'll fix it thing
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 14:42:00 GMT

lyrics - Common People by Pulp

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College That's where I caught her eye She told me that her Dad was loaded I said "In that case I'll have ru...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:21:00 GMT

bloody council people make me fucking angry!!!!!!!!

jeez.going into the housing department and looking at the various things people do to suck up to people.mild sexual harrrassment hasn't changed.The idea that i have to keep plugging away to get back t...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:05:00 GMT

lyrics Bob Dylan - Idiot Wind

Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out but when they will I can only guess. They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Ita...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:11:00 GMT

lyrics - shock the monkey by peter gabriel

"Shock The Monkey"Shock the monkey to lifeShock the monkey to lifeCover me when I runCover me through the fireSomething knocked me out' the treesNow I'm on my kneesCover me, darling pleaseMonkey, monk...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:23:00 GMT