Surfing, Ping Pong, Non Alcoholic Beer, and Ron Burgandy.. width="425" height="350" ..
I'd like to meet:
Jennifer Love Hewitt, only because she is an amazing actor and because I feel we have a lot in common. And I'd also like to meet my future wife Sienna Miller...if she would only unblock my text messages, I would make her mine FOREVER!
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• Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
• There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue
• Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
• Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
• Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
• Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Music:
I've got a fever...
Movies:
Nachoes, Taco's, Pizza Boats (with crushed red pepper), tator tot casserole...wait..... width="425" height="350"
Television:
Family Guy
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Books:
Along Came Polly: "Let it RAIN!" Tell em Bart:
Heroes:
William Wallace and Scholarly Brian (the dog from Family Guy) and Ben Stillers Proxy in Along Came Pollylook mr. burgandy is actually judging, what appears to be, a dance-off as we speak!....
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my bodyguard Ninjaand my little gentleman Sensai