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Frank

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About Me

Hello my name is Frank. Those who know me probably don't know this, and those who don't know me, definately don't know this but when i was born, I was destined to be a child actor. My dad worked nights, so when he was gone and I was supposed to be taking care of my little brother, I'd actually be on flights to and from L.A. and New York, pounding the pavement, shaking hands with execs and producers. I had too many connections and auditions to name and I was even offered some very enticing roles. Most notibly, I was cast as Zach Morriss' child in "Saved By The Bell, The Fatherhood Years." Unfortunately the show never aired. Zach developed serious migraines largely due to the fact that Tiffany Amber Theisen opted for a role on "Melrose Place" rather than accepting the role as my surrogate mother. Oh, what could of been but never was... I then almost became Maculy Culkins pen pal in the movie, "Home Alone in Istanbul." it would've been my breakthrough role but i struggled to learn the turkish language. Though to be honest, deep down, maybe i just didn't want to learn the language. Finally, i was offered a role as the young Tony Danza (Anthony Mocelli) in, "Who Was the Boss Really?" Which was supposed to be about Tony Danza as a child in the inner city, scrapping his way through and eventually making it out. But when they revealed the compensation package consisted primarily of italian sandwiches, lasagna and life-sized posters of Tony Danza wearing confused facial expressions, I was forced to make a decision. And so I just turned that one down to be honest. I may be easy but i'm not cheap.
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My Interests

Surfing, Ping Pong, Non Alcoholic Beer, and Ron Burgandy.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Jennifer Love Hewitt, only because she is an amazing actor and because I feel we have a lot in common. And I'd also like to meet my future wife Sienna Miller...if she would only unblock my text messages, I would make her mine FOREVER!


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• Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. • Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. • Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. • There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue • Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. • Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. • Chuck Norris can divide by zero. • When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies. • Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. • Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.

Music:

I've got a fever...

Movies:

Nachoes, Taco's, Pizza Boats (with crushed red pepper), tator tot casserole...wait..... width="425" height="350"

Television:

Family Guy


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Books:

Along Came Polly: "Let it RAIN!" Tell em Bart:

Heroes:

William Wallace and Scholarly Brian (the dog from Family Guy) and Ben Stillers Proxy in Along Came Pollylook mr. burgandy is actually judging, what appears to be, a dance-off as we speak!....


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my bodyguard Ninjaand my little gentleman Sensai