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colleen

Wasting my precious Dalasi

About Me

I currently reside in The Gambia. It's a small West African country that has a minor identity crises due to the fact that it's completely surrounded by Senegal. I'm also having a minor identity crises due to the fact that I'm completely surrounded by The Gambia.

My Interests

Lately I've been interested in finding out why spraying DEET directly on them doesn't kill cockroaches. I'm also interested discovering when I became the kind of person who started fires with plastic bags, when I once had the makings of a perfectly good hippie.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone.

Music:

New Order.

Movies:

Nightmare before Christmas, Chicken Run, Dark Crystal, Hellraiser, Life is beautiful, Labrynth, recently I really enjoyed Lost in Translation. I'm gonna add to this list now: Baghdad Cafe, Rosalie Goes Shopping, Anything starring the muppets or Bill Murray. 28 days later, which was rabies not zombies, Ooh, Ed Wood, which most people got bored by. Foreign films like City of Lost Children, Leolo, Il Postino, crap like that.

Television:

The Office, Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

Recently read: Everything is Illuminated, loved it. Read Daughter or Fortune, liked it. Just reading whatever people leave in my house. Really enjoyed You Shall Know our Velocity recently.

My Blog

Romp through Turners

That building, an epic composition of texture, large broken windows, more sides than you believe, shields five suddenly children throwing snowballs at the ice floe they want to come down. It's folded ...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The gathering of the newts

Today there was very heavy air. A wooded path lined in copper-colored leaves formed a backdrop concealing them until practically underfoot. Dozens, officially, their little spots and almost ribs if yo...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dance dance revolution

I recommend the butterfly song on the fifth remix. You know what you can do if you're sick of bars? You can go to the arcade and play "dance dance revolution." I was a skeptic, I'll admit, but push y...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey, thanks

I'd like to thank the guy with a fumanchu who was JACKHAMMERING right outside my bedroom window at six in the morning. It's cool, because I wasn't trying to sleep, I was just resting my eyelids. It's ...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

back to life. Reluctantly.

oF course, when you're in the jungle and you haven't showered for nine days and your shoes are wet, you start thinking that you miss salads from the bottle of bread, chocolate, your bed, your friends....
Posted by colleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

COUNTDOWN

10. I'm driving myself nuts with all this procrastination. It's worse than actually doing the stuff. 9. Today I got some things done, but I can only do it if I actually write myself a note and check ...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Batmothballs

I discovered the remnants of a party recently- a feather stuck to my wall like it's waiting for the next event, a sequin from a pair of high-heels I'm told I'll never wear again. A night of batmoth in...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Playing with fire

Today, over brunch, I learned things I couldn't believe. Like the set of a movie, the glasses clinked, and quiet, polite chatter rose over poached eggs and fresh bread. But my mind took me to the unim...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

chicken run

"I'm doing this unit on chickens," she said. "And eggs." I look up. "You can sponge-paint a chicken." I look through the color choices: red, yellow, brown, white. No green. Not even grey. This kind...
Posted by colleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST