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St. Christopher

selfrighteousme

About Me

I am currently the oldest living child prodigy at the ripe age of 22 with no actual credentials other than starting college and working a few shit jobs.Needless to say, I love girls, comedy, art, history, and travel. I always enjoy a good time, some silly people, and a bottle of Boone's.I aspire to one day be a camera whore.Long ago I gave my heart to Rock N' Roll.

My Interests

Ink, Guitars, Art, Movies, Culture, Travel, Silly People, Burlesque, Fine reading material, Boglins, Longsleeve Button Up Shirts, A good pair of Rockin jeans, Pink-Cheeked Weather, Madballs, Oreo Cookie Crumbles, Cave Man Commercials, Tallying Me Banana's, Knuckles, 4, 5, & 6's, A good game of "Gorilla's in the Mist", Rachel Harris, Biting off more than I can chew, Fucking up fast and picking up speed
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I'd like to meet:

The Movers. The Shakers. The Twisters. The Shouters, and Anyone who can enjoy themselves, make me laugh, have goodtimes, keep me preoccupied(in the good way...however you may take that), and anyone who can appreciate Pina Colada's and getting caught in the rain.... Not to forget, Eddie Munster and SAM from beauty and the geek
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Music:



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Movies:

Horror, Cult, Documentaries, Comedies, Kids Movies persay up the alley of Addams Family, Hook, Monsters Inc., and Brit-Gangster like Snatch, Layer Cake, and Lock Stock. You will even find a copy of Chocolat amongst my dvd's, but fuck you! it's not like I cried during the Notebook or anything. wimps.

Television:

The Critic, Family guy, Arrested Development,Black Books, Married with Children re-runs,No reservations with Anthony Bourdain, Scrubs, Comedy Central, Upright Citizes Brigade!, Danger 50,000 Volts!, Are You Being Served?,Rex the Runt, Passport to Europe, Ace of Cakes, Unwrapped, Myth Busters, Travel Channel, Discovery, History, FOOD Network...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Books:

Christopher Moore, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, David Sedaris, Glen Duncan, Tom Robbins, Max Brooks, Mark Haddon, Amy Hempel, Anything Gil Elvgren,"Sorrows of Young Werther" by Goethe, Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, "Ulysses" by Tennyson, "Othello" by Big Willy S,Lemony Snicket, Art, Erotica, Photography, History, Odds and Ends.

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Heroes:

All the tough bastards that went through everything before me. The Musicians, the Tat Artists (R.I.P Sailor Jerry), The Working Hard-life Hard-luck crews & my brother's for showing me the ropes of life.Nick Naylor is smooth! The last great prophet, Bill Hicks! ..

My Blog

You make my day

This is an ode. Not to someone, but something. For you make my day. You are brief and matter of fact. You get right to the point and don't beat around the bush. Of course I prefer when I have time to ...
Posted by St. Christopher on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST

Justice? Not for the posh and pretty.

Posh, pretty, and petty. Seriously. A quote that most are familiar with goes something along the lines of "the wicked shall prosper" and who is to say that isn't true? 1. Nicole Ritchie spent an amazi...
Posted by St. Christopher on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 12:20:00 PST

For those who are fat and sassy. (Offensive)

Thank god for slow days at work; thanks to such time on our hands Evan and myself have decided to start a company for plus size women's clothing that will hopefully be carried at your local Wal-Mart s...
Posted by St. Christopher on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:41:00 PST

Vacation, you say?

As I am sure, anyone who is bothering to read this trite message probably already knows that I am venturing off, yet again, to Hawaii for 11 days as of this upcoming friday (The 22nd). As some of you ...
Posted by St. Christopher on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:09:00 PST

Ringin' in the 22nd!

Come. Join. Please Do. June 9th, next Saturday night, join myself, some family, and some friends for a few drinks over at Poison Girl in honor of: ME.....more or less. Well my twenty-second b-day at l...
Posted by St. Christopher on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST

Associate's of Art Degree

3 years in the making. God only knows how much in tuition. I refuse to release my "books & supplies" costs. and my fuckin' degree came in the mail a few days ago....BENT, FOLDED, and CRUMPLED. ser...
Posted by St. Christopher on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

HAHAH you fucking tell me

fuck-a-bunch of these online things, but a friend sent it my way with a shit-eating grin.   GEMINI - The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not someone to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser &am...
Posted by St. Christopher on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

It's officially sticky

It's Official, today (Feb. 8th) the Sticky season started. For of those who are unfamiliar with Texas weather you should be informed that our state has 3, and only 3, seasons in a given year. I know, ...
Posted by St. Christopher on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:31:00 PST

Dread Pirates Set Sail: NOW!

We are off for another adventure of misadventures. you read that correctly. I will keep you lovlies in my heart and mind as I have to endure an entire week of vacation. This only sounds like quite a f...
Posted by St. Christopher on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

Pretty Boy Shoes: The Male Equivalent of the Female Fuck-me Pump

This is a warning as opposed to an expression of thought. To all the women amongst the passengers of our nearing cruise: Be warned! There are not only one, but TWO Boone males boarding for passage wit...
Posted by St. Christopher on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST