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Jess

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I'm a liscensed massage therapist, specializing in chronic pain management, and have been practicing for the past few years at several locations; offering house-calls to those I know well. I've spent the last 5 1/2 years dealing cards at the largest casino in the world, but I had enough and it was time to spread my wings and take life for a spin, venturing out on my own and making my escape from the soul sucking atmospere that is Foxwoods. I'm very spiritual and christian since birth, so no God-less men. And NO MARRIED MEN either, please and thank you so much. NO NAVY MEN-you guys need to stay the f**k away from me. Dead serious. And no men under 21. Especially you!! If we can't have a drink together in public like adults, then what you have to offer me probably isn't worth my time. Sad, but true. I love music[preferably live], rock, alternative, swing, ska, punk, 80's and old-school hip-hop. I have six tats, several piercings and love watching movies[anything Tarantino, etc]. Some of my faves include Made, Swingers, Pulp Fiction, Ocean's 11, the Breakfast Club,the Wedding Crashers, blah, blah, blah, I could go on and on. But I'll spare you. Oh, comedy is always a good time-anything Will Farrell, Adam Sandler,Dane Cook[the only man alive who looks sexy imitating a vomit-spewing dragon],[and 'Waiting...' is such a great movie! Anyone who has worked in a restaurant needs to see it], Vince Vaughn, etc. Good times. I enjoy good dinners, fabulous pinot noirs[Napa all the way], I also enjoy live music, singing all the time, drawing, writing occasionally, reading now and then, kick-ass, California gangster style pool parties, and hanging with my girls. I make jewelry and decorative boxes for fun. Big advocate of close girlfriends. My friends are my family, in a addition to my already rather large immediate family.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Uuhm...Batman?? Frank Black, and Kim Deal, definately. All my favorite most influential musicians. Dave Grohl might be fun too. I don't know who else, surprise me, I'm not sure what I'm feeling today. I guess cool people that don't suck. A real man that can offer me something meaningful. Honest people who know how to keep things real and in perspective. Men, women, whatever- just to be perfectly clear, I like men, so I don't need any ladies hittin on me. It's cool if you're into that, but I'm just not down. I mean, if I was gay I could laid on the subway[Im kidding! I'm just kidding!!]. No one under 21, no one over 32. Unless you're Art Alexakis. Hey!! Because I most likely won't have a damned thing in common with you and I don't enjoy having my time wasted. Thanks for playing. Cheers!!