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*MaRyAnN*

I CAN FAKE IT WITH THE BEST OF ANYONE...I CAN FAKE IT WITH THEM ALL...I CAN FAKE IT WITH THE BEST OF

About Me

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dammit...i hate these about me boxes...you really can't describe yourself in a paragraph. ok...well i'm 28...divorced with two beautiful daughters and have currently moved back to my hometown of ozark. let's just say i never thought that would happen in a million years but i must say i'm glad to be back home with my friends and family. i was going to jacksonville state university and hopefully will be transfering to troy state. i'm majoring in art...so yes i love anything and everything that has to do with art. i've been saying that one day i'm going to get a chance to blow glass...and i finally did...it was an awesome experience. i have ocd tendencies...like eatting m&m's a certain way and rewritting things over and over again until its perfect. i used to joke around and say i had A.D.D...and i have recently found out that i'm ADHD...so that does explain alot. most everyone i know says i'm impulsive...which is true...if it sounds good i'll do it and figure out the details later. which i've also just now decided that gets me into trouble...and nine out of ten times it's not so much worth all that trouble. i've been told a million times over i'm a smartass...which to me would be much better then being a dumbass. i don't believe in love or anything lasting forever...kinda like a unicorn it's something mystical and magacial but just isn't real...who knows maybe i'll find someone someday and change my theory on that...but until then you can't convience me otherwise! family is extremely important to me...i wouldn't have survived this past year without them. i love all kinds of music and listen to it all the time since i don't have cable just yet. i like to use excessive periods in case you didn't notice and if this bothers you to damn bad. umm...yeah well i guess that's enough for now i'm sure i'll come back and add more...
Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child? "

My Interests

i love movies and music...and yeah ummm art of course...but that's pretty much a given. i love piercings and tats...i have eight piercings and six tats. i smoke alot...can't seem to live without nicotine and caffine. i love playing my psx2 as well. not to mention i've also just discovered that i have a fetish with guys who play drums. ugh...yeah...that's good enough.

I'd like to meet:

YOU ARE BUTTERS, AND QUITE FRANKLY YOU'RE A PUSSY. YOU LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR OF YOUR PARENTS, AND SHOULD ALWAYS OBEY THEM. BUT HEY EVERYONE HAS A DARK SIDE...RIGHT?tim burton and tyler durden of course...as for people i can actually meet...anyone interesting and fun
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: i've been known to on ocassion
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: a good mix of both
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: failure in life
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: damn right i was
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: i like some reality shows...
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: yep
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: i was a beautiful baby
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: i love it...but at times miss having someone around
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: gray
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: yep...horribly i might add
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: yep...in panama city during one of many spring breaks spent down there
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: yeah...wouldn't you like to know
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: italy
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: love it
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: hell yeah i have...own it on dvd!
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: of course...it does effect us all
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: the owl told the little boy...three licks to the center
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: hell fuck no
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: nope
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: eewww...no
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: i don't do it
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: probably not gonna make that venture again
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: yep...it's purdy
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: codine
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": to my girls when i talked to them
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: i think so
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: no
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: scrabled with cheese
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: some are
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: the sock monster steals them out of the dryer
WHAT TIME IS IT?: lunch time
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: mare...maryjo...or maryjane
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: for the most part yes...but i love those southwestern style chicken sandwhiches
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: about fifteen mins ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: showers...but a good bubble bath every now and again
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: of course he is
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: nope...love the dark
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: apparently myspace...along with drinking
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: nope
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: three times
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: haha...
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: yep
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: nope
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: hazel
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: the other night
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: for the most part
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: yours mabye
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: sometimes
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: yes i have...back in the tenth grade
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: i play several...
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: to a degree...
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: love it
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: sometimes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: yep
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: can be
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: haha...i am divorced...thanks to whomever came up with that
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: yep
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: yeah she does
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: some chicken and shrimp bbq dish from red lobster
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: yep
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: why yes i do
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: wouldn't know...don't have cable
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: sometimes
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: lacuna coil
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Music:

evanscenece, drain, stp, ben harper, nirvana, pearl jam, union underground, pj harvey, powerman 5000, korn, seether, him, bush lacuna coil, bullet for my valentine, hinder, gates of berlin, sublime,drain, AFI, atreyu, manson, portishead, porno for pyros, misfits, radiohead, rage against the machine, sevendust, my chemical romance, the used, rob zombie, drowning pool, puddle of mud, tool, panic at the disco, smile empty soul, disturbed, system of a down, bjork, smashing pumpkins, poe, POD, incubus, death cab for cutie, disturbed, blur, the atmosphere, the deftones, killswitch, NIN, papa roach, ray lamontagne, soundgarden... 0h hell...i'm gonna come back to this one...cause all i can think about are bands i cant fucking stand right now.

Movies:

pulp fiction, jackie brown, from dusk till dawn, kill bill vols 1 and 2, hero, resorvior dogs, mall rats, chasing amy, silent bob and jay strike back, clerks, boondock saints, edward sissorhands, big fish, charlie and the chocolate factory, nightmare before christmas, corpse bride, the lord ofthe rings series, saw 1 and 2, blow, donnie darko, underworld 1 and 2, requiem for a dream...yeah...gonna come back to this one to...

Television:

carnivale, sopranos, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force, drawn together...ummm...that 70's show, related, friends, will and grace, charmed, law and order svu...that's about it...i don't have cable so i don't get to watch tv.

Books:

fight club...the da vinchi code rocked...angel's and demons...house of leaves...the hobbit...i hope they servr beer in hell...i'm sure i'll add more here later

Heroes:

my daughters are my heros...they have been through so much and have taught me alot...i love them with all my heart.

My Blog

love...

love is nothing more then an addiction to a feeling that you get when your with a person that makes you forget the world around you....
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

i believe...

I believe -...that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other.And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.I believe -..that we don't have to change friend...
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

been tagged...

The rules: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself.  At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and...
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST

college friends...

so this is what i've come to realize about college friends...they don't stick around long since they move forward in their own lives...yet they have touched your life in a way that you'll remember for...
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

noone ever tells you...

all i know is it feels like forever...and noone ever tells you that forever feels like sitting all alone inside your head...who knew that one line from a song could sum up how i've felt for years. god...
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

dead beat dads...

ok...think we're gonna label this one dead beat dads...wtf! how could a guy have kids and not be the least bit interested in being apart of their lives. you would think that there should be a right fo...
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:30:00 PST

wow...what a year it's been...

so it's been a year since my life came to a crashing hault...or what i thought was a crashing hault. guess the reality of the matter is over the last year i've finally gotten my life back. it's been g...
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:36:00 PST

BITCHOLOGY...

BITCHOLOGYWhen I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things myown way, the...
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:44:00 PST

dickdar...

so here's the deal...in a drunken binge last evening a friend and i came up with the conclusion that i have dickdar...just incase you can't figure out what that means...i have dick radar when attracti...
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:05:00 PST

ugh...aahhh...

ok...so today is a day where everything is overwhelming and i may crack out...but do i have time to crack the fuck out...no i do not!! dammit...there never seems to be enough time. i want things to ma...
Posted by *MaRyAnN* on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST