My Little Pony |
What to do when you are plagued by insomnia? My answer: go for a visit to Mom's. My mother hasn't had a good night's sleep since I was born, which is great for me, because it means that I can call he...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:55:00 GMT |
Jesus Helps Me Trick People. |
Today I got a wonderful call from my sister:"Jamie! Jamie! I was driving in my car and I saw this bumper sticker that said 'Jesus Helps Me Trick People' and I suddenly had this mental image of Jesus ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:01:00 GMT |
Maybe I Should Renew My Church Membership Afterall.... |
At the bookstore where I work, there are a group of self proclaimed "Christian Theologians" who inflict their prescence every week. They are loud, disrespectful and a bane to the managment. One can'...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:19:00 GMT |
This magic moment.... |
Yesterday, Langen came up behind me in the kitchen and said, "You know, Jamie.... Incest between sisters is okay, because you can't get pregnant." Snap!!! I was looking forward to having all those in...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Jun 2005 08:11:00 GMT |
Seperation Anxiety |
My cat has abducted my Glow in the Dark Silly Putty, and with my Glow in the Dark Silly Putty.... so goes my heart.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Dec 2004 20:29:00 GMT |
Mirror, Mirror.... |
I broke a mirror last night....on purpose. Oh! The abominable acts that art class will drive you to commit!
Posted by on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 07:36:00 GMT |
