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The World's Strongest Nerd (Now In 3-D)

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About Me

Well it's ben about 2 years since I last updated this so here it goes. My name is Jason a.k.a. Bouncer and I like to play cards(more than just texas hold em), workout, party, bar hop, sudoku, and every so often the rare video games. I work for a major linen company as a driver and I love every minute of my job. I mean, I get paid while I'm stuck out in traffic!!! My official home is in Apple Valley but I do stay out in Riverside on my work days to help out with the commute. I'm not good at this open ended thing so...there.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman that doesn't dwell on the past.

My Blog

Top 5 poker stories.

  This is my top 5 most interesting poker stories.  Now to shorten my need to type, you'll need to follow these symbols:                                                      S= Spades            A= Ace...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 13:57:00 GMT

Top 5...

I know that there's alot of people that 'know' me, but so much of you out there that don't know me.  As part of an ongoing series of blogs, this is my first entry of my "Top 5."  The fi...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:48:00 GMT

Overheard Conversation

  This is a pointless yet funny story that happened with with my good pal Mikey.  It was the year of 2007, the month was January, it was 35.983872 degrees outside, and I weighted 276lbs.&nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 20:46:00 GMT

I still drink Monsters because...

I drink Monsters because...the Monster Energy drink symbol is the letter M, M in Roman Numerals is 1000.  Now if you take 1000 and divide it by 4 which is how many I have a week, you get 250...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:16:00 GMT

I drink Monsters because...

I drink Monsters because...your not allowed to drink wiskey, gin, brandy, or any other form of my 'get thur the day drinks' on the job. I drink Monsters because...It is possible to doze off while stan...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:46:00 GMT

Mindless Rant II: The Quick Cash In Sequel

Ok boys and girls, todays blog is about relationships, the boyfriend/girlfriend thing, I.E. couples and why are they still together when they know on the inside this is a big mistake.  I know you...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 20:19:00 GMT

Saw trap parts 3 and 4

"Nancy, can you hear me?"  Alex said.  Nancy picks up her head, looking around as if trying to find something.  Her lips begin to move but Alex still can't hear anything she might be s...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:31:00 GMT

My Saw Trap, part 2

Seeing the clcok drop second by second, Alex struggles in fear to free himself from the chair.  The thought of this day might being his last gave him the energy rush to battle back the pain that ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 13:47:00 GMT

My Saw Game, part 1

A man awakens to a bright light.  The light is so blinding, he tries to move out of the way only to realize he can't.  He blinks repeatedly in order to regain his vision and realizes that no...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:24:00 GMT

Mindless Rant

Well here I am at work, doing...well nothing really, just babysitting a machine that pretty much runs itself so with all this free time I have currently at the moment, I'm gunna answer 2 questions I'v...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 16:38:00 GMT