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Hello. I'm Maff (Matthew or Matt) for those unfamiliar with Maff .I'm studying Music Production at the University of Chester (The Warrington Campus), met a couple of legends there who have made it bearable. I have blonde hair and blue eyes, some say aryan but I'm not haha. I'm 19 n quite small for my age. I love doing impressions of celebrities and news readers, family guy and metalocalypse, alan partridge and the simpsons and all that. I love a good laugh and my mates, who are all absolute legends, provide plenty of opportunities for me to cry with laughter. I love my music, I probably couldn't get by without it. I've been playing the guitar 4 years and completely self taught.
Iron Maiden are my all time favourite band!.
I've been to plenty of gigs including Download Festival 2007 and 2008, check out my blog if you want to what bands I've seen. Bands I wanna see are Aerosmith, Godsmack, Rammstein, Strapping Young Lad, Obituary, Nile, Belphegor, Behemoth, Emperor, Immortal, Limbonic Art, Scar Symmetry and Metallica (obviously).
I'd go and see Pantera, Death, Black Sabbath and Thin Lizzy if they were still going.
I've got a twin brother called France who doesn't really look like me, but we do act very similar and like the same stuff.
I listen to A LOT of metal. I listen to other stuff too though which is said in the music bit. I tend to avoid musical trends, I don't Metalcore as it seems to have been named, Emo, this whole new wave of Indie bands that begin with 'The' and sing in their accents, Hip-Hop, Rap and Dance. On the other hand I like many other things, some Pop, some Country/Western music, Soul, Blues, Jazz, Reggae, early Rap, Classic Rock and Metal (and most of its sub-genres: Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Black Metal, Grindcore, Thrash, Symphonic Black Metal, Hard Rock, Prog Rock/metal, Stoner Metal, Doom). I also don't mind modern rock like Oasis, Manic Street Preachers, Feeder, Travis etc.
I love watching films. Especially, as I've come to realize, horror. Can't beat a bit of good old fashioned gore. I don't tend to get freaked out or sickened by any movie because I know it isn't real. Similarly I don't think aliens or ghosts are real. I would have to see an alien or ghost to make me believe that they are real, as well as Jesus and God.
Load more random facts about me:
-I think Dogs are Evil!
-Although people complain about having to lick envelopes I actually don't find it so bad, although the idea of getting a paper cut on your tongue goes through me
-I can't stand squirty cream, makes me heave
-Eggs are dodgey
-I once ate black jelly at a chinese resturant and it tasted of balloons
-I don't just like metal as some people think
-The carpet in my room is black
-I don't like apple pie
-Although they are vile and disgusting I find dead baby jokes very very funny
-The 'Emo Fringe' irritates me
-I do NOT straighten my hair
-I enjoy, have always enjoyed, and will always enjoy sweets
-I like reading real fantasy books with blood and gore and pure in-your-face violence
-I wish I could have lived in the 80s
-Scousers are legends!!
-I can sound like the majority of the characters on Family Guy, ask me to do an impression if you're with me
-My friends are all legends
-I hate snobs
-Lion bars are quality
-Lord of the Rings (films, books + tapes) = Immense
-I own an Ibanez SA120 guitar and its black and well ace!
If you fancy a chat get in touch and we can chat about metal, or comedy, or films, or playin the guitar, or gigs =] Everyone keep rocking!

Hit One the Other One Cries (A song my Uncle Tony wrote for me and my bro for our 18th birthday):
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Music people: all members of Iron Maiden, Dave Mustaine, James Heatfield, Kirk Hammett, Steve Tyler, Angus Young, George Fisher, Alexi Laiho, Ronny James Dio, Devin Townsend, the members of Dream Theater, Ihsahn, the members of Judas Priest, Warrell Dane, Jeff Loomis, Chad Kroeger, Karl Sanders, John Tardy, Phil Anselmo, the members of Rammstein, Kerry King, Tom Ariya, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, the members of Killswitch (would be cool to meet em again), Michael Jackson, Nergal, The members of In Flames, Ozzy.
Movie people: Dustin Hoffman, Arnold Schwarzanegger, Nicholas Cage, Keano Reeves, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Rowan Atkinson, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Robert De Niero, Densel Washington, Jim Carrey, Speilberg, Norman Wisdom, the entire cast of Lord of the Rings, Christopher Walken, John Travolta, Geoffrey Rush, Malcolm McDowell
Other people: Jesus (just to prove a point), Brendan Small + Tommy Blacha (creators of Metalocalypse), Seth Mc Farlane, the entire cast of Lost and Heroes.
Comedy: Lee Evans, Ross Noble (already met him twice but I'd love to meet him again, dead nice bloke), Eddie Izzard, Steve Coogan, Craig Charles, Rowan Atkinson, the entire cast of That 70s Show.
If they were alive: Phil Lynott, Chuck Schuldiner, Dimebag, Stanley Laurel, Oliver Hardy

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My Blog

Bands Ive seen live coz Im bored

Ok I'm bored so I thought I'd make a list of the bands I've seen live and gradually add to it, coz I'm sad like that =](In Alphabetic order)36 CrazyfistsAlter BridgeAmon Amarth x2The Answer x2Apocalyp...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 07:15:00 GMT

Do this n stuff

[01.] Who are you?[02.] Are we friends?[03.] When and how did we meet?[04.] How have I affected you?[05.] What do you think of me?[06.] What's the fondest memory you have of me?[07.] How long do you t...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:34:00 GMT