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"The Womaniser Of The North"

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About Me

hellooooo all im gonna keep this short and sweet im quite tall and have worked out the shortest part of my body in my shins. (hint hint) i have blonde/brownie hair which is v.long at the mo beucase, i dunno why i think i look better with longer hair. im gonna admit it now im a bit of a slag, when pist ive been told ive the funniest guy ever. and im pist most of the time. i enjoy my women, partys and chillin with my home boys. erm i have my own house in york which is wicked for parts and chillin out and shit. most evenings spent with binks having a smoke or pint or what ever. i go to st peters and yer i get that posh boy shit but to be honest i lovvvvvvvve that attention. so yer if u wanna have a fucking great time give us a bell and i can sort some shit out yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. finally just always remeber to live life to the fullest and always go for stuff you wouldnt really do. like going to africa with angry mike!! what a time that was xxxxx
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Full Name (Including middle name/s): goose dess joe keatinge
Age and Gender: 15 fucking hot male
Date Of Birth: 26th june 1990
Home Town: york
Name Of School/College/Uni: st peters
Are You Straight, Gay or Bi: welllllll .... straight
Are You Single: nope
Are You In Love: fuck no
Are You A Virgen: nope
Is Their Anyone You Just Want to Fuck: eddy binks (hotttt)
Who Are They (Come on let them know): my room mate
What Is The Worst Sexual Experiance You Have Ever Had: couldnt get it up
What Do You Regret Most Of All:
Do You Smoke: socially
Do You Drink: yer
Do You Drink To Get Drunk Or Cause You Like It: both
Have You Ever Had A Fight Before: well duhhh
Did You Win: of course
Have You Ever Been Hit By A Little Chav Before And Couldnt Do Any Thing Back: i hit him back then like 50 came so i fucked off
What Kind Of Music Do You Like: laods
Have You Ever Been In Public Naked: yes!!!!
Do You Have An Msn Account: yyerrr
What Is It: [email protected]
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My Interests



adopt your own virtual pet!women, women, women and mabe a bit more, and somthing binks and tom there always a good laf!!!

I'd like to meet:

people who just wanna have a fucking good time and do as much cool stuff as poss
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: goose
Birthday: 26th june
Birthplace: london
Current Location: york
Eye Color: dark blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: fucking rich
The Shoes You Wore Today: dunlops red with velcrow
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears: drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: meat fest oooooooo
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: just man laods of shit, i wanna go skydiving
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit i need a J
Your Best Physical Feature: chest and biceps
Your Bedtime: when im tired
Your Most Missed Memory: when im piust i never remeber shit
Pepsi or Coke: both diet tho
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdy's
Single or Group Dates: back ally
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: thats a puyssy drink which tastes like ass
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc chip
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: socially
Do you Swear: y the fuck not
Do you Sing: well duhhhh
Do you Shower Daily: who doesnt?
Have you Been in Love: yer
Do you want to go to College: yer
Do you want to get Married: to a rich hot ladie
Do you belive in yourself: yer
Do you get Motion Sickness: no im not a twat
Do you think you are Attractive: yer im vain as fuck
Are you a Health Freak: na not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yer most of the time but i dont live with them so its ok
Do you like Thunderstorms: yer really big ones
Do you play an Instrument: is a woman an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yer
&..39;In the past month have you Smoked:'
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yer
In the past month have you gone on a Date: course
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no i dont really like chocolate
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yer i got onstage at a fall out boy gig
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope the ladies love me to much
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yer
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i dunno probs
Ever been Drunk: yer
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: from the market, i always lose my mittens so i need more
How do you want to Die: being somthing really cool / OD
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: really rich with a fun job
What country would you most like to Visit: russia and brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: small than me and im cool
Weight: thin
Best Clothing Style: just lookin hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: to many
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: gett arrested but that was just funny

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Music:

the futureheads, fall out boy a bit of MCR,m blink 182, bloc party, maximo park, fuck i cant think right now errr all american rejects, panic! at the disco. just laods of stuff like that!!!! and i bum John Mayer Ps everyone has to go to leeds this year. last year was fun but we have to make it better!!!!

Movies:

fight club (binks bruses like a peach after watching that film)
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Television:

im fucking porbs to kaned to even know how to turn the tv on and if its already on. fuck me it has to be sponge bob!!!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

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Heroes:

john mayer and patrick stump !!! there both amazing and i also think the tom and ed are heros just for being fucking stoners
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