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Ryan

As the turd whirls...

About Me

Religious Leader, Yahtzee Champion, King of the Q border="0"

My Interests

Music, Art, Money, Nuclear Weapons, Photography, Tattoos, Motorcycles, Guitars, All things tiki, Woodcarving

I'd like to meet:

Ssandy's Dad

Music:

The Hellacopters, Slayer, Tiger Army, Queens of the Stone Age, Elvis, KISS, Cradle of Filth, The Misfits, Godflesh, Fu Manchu, Ramones, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Down, Sacrifice, Napalm Death, The Dwarves, Skinny Puppy, Adorable, Sewergrooves, Kyuss, Stone Roses, Suede, Dead Can Dance, Chris Isaak, Deicide, VoiVod, Alice In Chains, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Dead Kennedys, Pitchshifter, Coheed and Cambria, Thin Lizzy, The Darkness, Laibach, Neil Diamond, The Pixies, The Verve, Backyard Babies, Unida, Sex Pistols, Carcass, Boston, Entombed, Nebula

Movies:

Vacation, Less Than Zero, Mystic River, Following, Casino, Grumpy Old Men, Threads, The Stoned Age, Donnie Brasco, Bitter Moon, I Spit on Your Grave, The Devil's Rejects, KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, Body Double, Uncle Buck, Blue Velvet, Kingpin, Goodfellas, Dazed and Confused, Me Myself and Irene, Mondo Topless, Detroit Rock City, Kalifornia, Swingers, Planes Trains and Automobiles

Books:

The Informers - Brett Easton Ellis, Napalm and Silly Putty - George Carlin, Dark Sun - Richard Rhodes, Hell's Angel - Ralph "Sonny" Barger, Paranoid - Mick Wall, The Making of the Atomic Bomb - Richard Rhodes

Heroes:

Gibby, Bill Clinton

My Blog

Is Anyone Still Here?

It seems like the party's over.  The night was young but Facebook came calling.  Now everyone has moved on to greener pastures...  I'll miss you guys.
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:33:00 PST

Red Bull = Red's Death

I think Dr. SSandy Mengele is trying to kill me...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:34:00 PST

1...2...3's

#1 - Scarlet Johanson, Rachel Macadams or Elisha Cuthbert #2 - Drew Barrymore, Lisa Marie Presley or Ashley Judd #3 - Beyonce, Halle Berry or Scary Spice for McQueen... #4 - Rosie Odonnel, Mamma ...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

Ode To Billiam

Those of you who know - know. For those of you that don't this won't make much sense...Enjoy.   "You gettin' any strange stuff?"   "That's the cat's ass!"   "She's crook'der than a dog'...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

Buncha Friggin' Pussies

Winter has finally arrived.  We  had a little bit of freezing rain.  It's January. It's Canada. Apparently there were over 600 car accidents in the GTA today.  Schools closed.&nbs...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 04:20:00 PST

Unlce Roy's Leavin' Town!

Two weeks ago Uncle Roy reared his ugly head. He thought he was gonna hang around here until x-mas but he was wrong.  He's definitely overstayed his welcome.  Finally, Uncle Roy is leav...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST

Proffesional Athlete Dies In Fire!!!

Why is it that every night the real news gets interrupted for 10 minutes to broadcast the ramblings of professional athletes during the sportscast?   Some  neanderthal with one eyebrow ...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:52:00 PST

Recent observations about myself...

- I no longer need an alarm clock to wake up at 6:30 - I eat a lot more vegetables than I used to, actually, I will eat almost anything that falls into the "food" category...except peas, oh yeah, and ...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST