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ROYCE

One... two... three... four hard nipples

About Me

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?If you want it, you can have it But you've got to learn to reach out there and grab it

My Interests

football. LMA, Music, kicking out the Jams, women, covers, 80'S music, musical chairs, getting locked, having a great crack,

I'd like to meet:

God/jesus, someone with bulimia (u no someone that can read minds), a pirate, an elephant called george.

Music:

Triple J, Antony and the Johnsons, Architecture In Helsinki, At The Drive-In, Atmosphere, Audioslave, Bad Religion, The Beatles, The Blackout Lights, Bloc Party, Regurgitator, Bouncing Souls, Cee-Lo, The Cloud Room, Cog, Cody Chestnutt, Concord Dawn, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Elliott Smith, The Futureheads, Greens Keepers, Guillemots, Happy Mondays, The Hives, Hot Hot Heat, Joy Division, Kaiser Chiefs, Kings Of Leon, Less Than Jake, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, MC Lars, Millencolin, The Mountain Goats, N*E*R*D, The Polyphonic Spree, The Pixies, The Presidents Of The United States Of America, Rage Against The Machine, Sparta, Spoon, The Streets, System Of A Down, Tegan and Sara, Transport, Turbonegro, The Weakerthans, Ween, Youth Group, Pony up!, frenzal Rhomb, Birds of Tokyo, cassius, Crazy Penis, Kasabian, Peter, Bjorn & John, Saul Williams, Pixies, The cops just to name a few

Movies:

I Heart Huckabees, Spun, Slackers, Rushmore, Zoolander, empire records, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, Ferris bueller's Day off

Television:

Office (english), Freaks and Geeks, The glass house, the chasers war on everything, Simpsons, Family Guy, Amercian Dad, Southpark, Srucbs, The Young Ones, red dwarf, Futurama, Happy Tree Friends, monkey magic, That 70s Show,

Books:

101 reasons for not reading books

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Jason Schwartzman, Cool Ethan, Dave Hughes, Zapp Brannigan, Brian Warner..

My Blog

Murphy's Law

Murphy's LawAnything that can go wrong, will go wrong.You will always find something in the last place you look.No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be ...
Posted by ROYCE on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST

We're whalers on the moon,

We're whalers on the moon,We carry a harpoon.But there ain't no whalesSo we tell tall talesAnd sing our whaling tune.
Posted by ROYCE on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:38:00 PST

some good, and some bad pick up lines

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?I may not be Fred Fli...
Posted by ROYCE on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:20:00 PST

season greetings

season greetingsYou know, everybodies always saying "You're really close minded. You only listen to one type of music, you only go to one type of show." And I say "Well you know what, this is the type...
Posted by ROYCE on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:22:00 PST