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Ally

I am here for Friends and Networking

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mmm...let me think. I would like to meet so many people but to cut a huge story short, I would really like to meet my favourite bands and movie stars and directors. Not to fuel their ego, no-sir-ee, simply to bug them with meaningful and challenging questions such as "Yo, Angelina! Can I wear your bra on my head or something?" (Note: If you are ever lucky enough to get close to Angelina Jolie before me and you want to ask my question, then must follow these simple but important guidelines:-1) While asking the question you must try to not giggle like a little girl-pants. This will result in her hitting you in the face with her fist.2) If she says no and hits you in the face with her fist, you must not start grovelling like a coward. That would just be a little too deperate.3) If she says yes to your request, DO NOT FREEZE IN A FIT OF UNADULTERATED JOY! Take charge and wear it like a man, damn it!

My Blog

Sorry I haven't been around as much!

Hello all! Just a little note to say that I'm not neglecting everybody. I haven't got access to the net the moment so I'm on when I can but I plan to start rubbing mouse mats with everyone very soon. ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:51:00 GMT

This planet ain't that bad after all!!!

After much thought, I have decided to stay on your Earth and continue to make friends and have a good time....that's if alright with you cat's?!
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 01:50:00 GMT