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About Me

My Interests

i like anything that involves me feeling remotely violated. i suffer from a worrying fantasy. it involves lying on a bed in a dark ancient room shrouded in layers of pillows. of course i would look very frail but also very ethereal with corseted heaving breasts, hankerchief and tiny drips of coughed up blood.

I'd like to meet:

a giant krispy kreme

Music:

my dream line up:7:30PM- DEVENDRA BANHART & friends 8:45PM- DAVID BOWIE 9:30PM- HANDSOME BOY MODELLING SCHOOL 11:30PM- CHICKS ON SPEED 12AM- RONI SIZE 1AM- GOLDFRAPP 3AM- TRICKY 3.30AM- DESMOND DEKKER 4AM- COCO ROSIE 5:30AM- BILLIE HOLIDAY (records)

Movies:

the royal tenenbaums, harold & maude, thumbsucker, brief encounter, bowfinger, happiness, the squid and the whale

Books:

BALZAC, GARCIA MARQUEZ one hundred years of solitude, MILAN KUNDERA the unbearable lightness of being, FITZGERALD the great gatsby, FRANK O'HARA, GUNTER GRASS the tin drum, FLAUBERT madame bovary, KEROUAC big sur, BUGALKOV the master and margarita, MEADDOWS TAYLOR confessions of a thug, BABETTE DEUTSCH, ANNE SEXTON, EMILE ZOLA therese raquin, ANAIS NIN delta of a venus, HERMAN HESSE narcissus & goldmund, HENRY MILLER plexus, EVELYN WAUGH, GARY SNYDER, JOHN ASHBERY, ALLEN GINSBERG,WILLIAM BOYD the new confessions

Heroes:

anais nin

My Blog

hey, how's your anorexia going?

bumped into some writers outside the office on my way for a fag today at lunchtime. the conversation went something like this:colleague 1: hey apphia are you coming out to lunchme: no thanks i'm going...
Posted by t a f f y on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

swordfish with parsley salad and garlic mash

editorial deadlines. an editorial deadline is a beautiful thing. it's like that incessant twitch in your eye, that glimmer of pain in your stomach, that last mouthful that you just can't reach because...
Posted by t a f f y on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST

down and out in singapore

fashioned coco in a santa's hat, which resoundingly confirmed the already hilarious similarity she bears to santa's little helper in the simpsons....
Posted by t a f f y on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST

if you like bedbugs, go to langkawi in december

christmas in singapore. how does one feel christmasy in shorts and a t-shirt? was horrified when my mum suggested making thai papaya salad to go along with the roast for their christmas party. managed...
Posted by t a f f y on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST

A RANT FROM GEORGE CHEVALIER LEWIS

It's a noisy Saturday morning in our house in Geylang, Sinagpore. Well life here is a rather bizaro affair between my girlfriend Apphia, myself and our three adopted stray, stinking, rat dog who are ...
Posted by t a f f y on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST