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Mrs Hoff

What goes around comes around, and when it comes around you'd better start running!

About Me

Good bye to our beautiful baby Moog who died in her sleep on the 7th Feb 07.
Pierced, tattooed and branded chicky.
I live in Perth where I spend my time designing and making HairyClips (which can currently be bought in Inkredible Kreations on Charterhouse Lane) and looking after my amazing son. I currently work in a fabric shop/haberdashery - and I bloody love it!!!! I'm also an alternative model (see below), qualified Legal Secretary and Office Manager.
I am very opinionated and honest (whether it suits or not) and I have no time for those who cannot accept the truth about themselves. I am very, very, loyal. I would do anything for any of my friends and love to see people being happy.
I am a firm believer of karma, especially after recently seeing some bad things happen to bad people. Although I'm not so good a person that these events didn't raise a sly grin (currently working on that!!:)).
I love my ink and have only just started my collection. I've just finished having a sleeve done by Jason Zig Zag at Inkredible Kreations in Perth, which won BEST SLEEVE and MOST UNUSUAL CONCEPT at the State of the Art Tattoo Convention in Derby this year, congratulations to Jason on that, he did a fantastic job. My new tatt is a cover-up of a large blue fairy which will be turned into an amazing full backpiece with an Escher background and some lovely big ravens.
The boys from Inkredible Kreations will be working at the following conventions:
Peterlee Tatto Arts Festival
Newport Tattoo Convention
Somerset Tattoo Convention (Jason Zig Zag only)
State of the Art - Derby
Great North - Newcastle
For an appointment at one of the conventions, call the shop on 01738 441 116
Click here for Inkredible Kreations Web Site
I like to try and encourage potential tattees to get something a bit different. I hate flash and am asounded by the number of folk walking around sporting incredibly badly done or badly placed tattoos. Especially when there are so many very talented tattoo artist (not tattooists - these are an entirely different breed) around as well as so many sources of inspiration out there.
I'm only taking on paid modelling work at the moment unless it's a shoot that sounds really interesting. If you'd like to book me or talk about possible TFP shoots, message me and I'll get back to you or you can find me on either of the sites listed below.
PLEASE NOTE - I DO NOT DO ANY PORNOGRAPHIC STUFF SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Death

My Interests


Tattoos, Tattoo Conventions, Modeling, Piercing, Branding, M.C.Escher, Internet, Furries, Showing off my scars, Shiney things, Making things, A Good Old Drinkie, smoking fags and causing trouble...

I'd like to meet:


Mr Claydon (he wants me, honest!!) so I can convince Pitchshifter to perform Un-united kingdom just for me.
Rob Zombie so I can thank him for House of 1000 corpses.
Fiona Apple because I'm amazed someone else is as nuts as I am.
Anyone who's in to similar things and likes a chat.

Music:

Pitchshifter, Nathaniel Merriweather (Lovage), Mad Capsule Markets, Rico, The Prodigy, God Lives Underwater, System Of A Down, Rammstein, Sublime, Jonny Hollow, Youth of Britain, KMFDM, Scissor Sisters, Fiona Apple, Soho Dolls, Mushroomhead, Skindread, Marilyn Manson, Dust Junkies, Freestylers, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Rasputina, Faith No More, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Senser, The Smiths, yada yada yada....

Movies:

House of 1000 Corpses, Goodfellas, Robin Hood (the animated Disney version), Chopper, Bio Dome, Dog Soldiers, So I married an Axe Murderer....

Television:

House

Lost

And anything about how to get away with murder!!

Books:

True crime. Well, if a girl's gonna kill she'd better do it properly...

Heroes:

My Daddy

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Lady Lithium on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 04:40:00 PST

SkinDeep Magazine Profile

SkinDeep Magazine have kindly put a wee profile on me in issue 144 (out on Tuesday I think). You must all rush out and buy a copy!!!!Excellent pics of my tattoos done by Jason Zig Zag at Inkredible Kr...
Posted by Lady Lithium on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:35:00 PST

Developing Perceptions Photography

Some pics by Andy at Developing Perceptions....... (I kept my clothes on and everything!!!). Andy was great to work with, we had loads of fun even though we were trying to dodge the rain in a very col...
Posted by Lady Lithium on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

Reply to Ms Braun

"I just realised who you are, I saw you at the London Tattoo convention, you had that really shit tattoo on your back that was starting to get covered up." - While you were following me around at Lond...
Posted by Lady Lithium on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:44:00 PST

Eva Braun, or is it?????? a desperate plea for attention if ever I saw one!

Someone (who apparently has never met me) sent me this today. So they've been reported. "I just realised who you are, I saw you at the London Tattoo convention, you had that really shit tattoo on your...
Posted by Lady Lithium on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

New tattoos!!!

Had much fun yeaterday!!!!AS some of you know I dream my tattoos. I keep dreaming them till I have em done (it becomes a bit of a weird obsession!!). So yesterday I finally succumbed to my subconcious...
Posted by Lady Lithium on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:04:00 PST

Video fo Lady Lithium Tattooing Mr Zig Zag!!!

If you wanna view the video of me tattooing Zig Zag click on Videos on my page!!!
Posted by Lady Lithium on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:21:00 PST

Baby Sea Monkeys!!!!!!

It's finally happened!!! At some point today I became the proud owner of about 30 baby SeaMonkeys!!!! Yay!!!!!I've taken a few pics but they're too small to see properly - here you go anyway. The lump...
Posted by Lady Lithium on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

Still Preggers!!

Our Sea monkeys are STILL preggers!!Anyone know how long the cooking is supposed to take?
Posted by Lady Lithium on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:49:00 PST