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About Me


My earliest memory is waking up somewhere that had plastic bars for walls. I believe it was a cot of sorts. Shortly after waking up, I climbed out.
At school I drift along, doing the bare minimum.
My first relationship was with a cat called Vandal. I was two and he was six. I pulled his tail. He scratched my face. We were good friends from then on.
I wish I'd never worn overalls.
My mother always told me "you can't eat it whole anyway."
I wish I had longer fingers.
My most humiliating moment is probably waiting in the wings, ready to pounce.
My happiest moment was fleeting. Moments like that come and go. Being in Italy lasted the whole two weeks. Thats pretty happy.
At home I cook easy mac.
My last meal would be Pringles, Lemon Lime and Bitters and coconut gelati.
My favourite gadget is my lomo fish-eye lens camera.
I'm very bad at handstands, remembering numbers and people's names, opening and closing doors...
When I was a child I wanted to be a marine biologist for a short time. Got over that quickly.
Friends say I am arty? Lentil-like.
The book that changed my life is probably yet to be written and/or read. I havent read many life-changing books I suppose.
It's not fashionable, but I love hiding in the children's section of the mornington library, with a packet of tim tams and a flat white coffee, making a huge mess and giggling like you wouldn't believe.
The song I'd like played at my funeral is the Band of Horses cover of The End's Not Near (although that's mighty depressing...but hey, it's my funeral).
If only I could write about myself without having to rip off a quiz from a weekend magazine. How original.
The hardest thing I've ever done was learn not to take notice of what people think of me.
The last big belly laugh I had was probably during lunchtime.
What I don't find amusing is the cruelty school-children submit one another to, and also Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
Cat or Dog? Dog, most definitely. Cats are snobs.
My favourite work of art isThe Cryptic Butterfly by Suling Wang. That, or the classic Girl With A Pearl Earring by Vermeer or pretty much anything by Renoir, or Klimt for that matter. His portrait of Sonja Knips is mesmerising.
If I were a car I'd be constantly running out of petrol, and probably a bomb that's been hand painted several times.
I'm always being asked if I'm from Sweden.
You can find some of my work ..here I dont go on there that often but a lot of my photos end up there.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Another person who can lick their elbow and cross their eyes and wiggle their ears...simultaneously. And also a Yeah Yeah Yeah, Lewis Carroll, a Cream-faced Loon, a person who says "A-Hurdy-Gurdy-Hurdy-Gurdy-Hurdy-Girrrrdy" as a greeting, Postman Pat (and his black and white cat),Gracie Folds, and Tim Burton.

My Blog

Sweet tooth.

Home-brand icecream and microwave apple pie with Trina, on her squishy, comfy couch. Packet-Chai and fruit toast with Sophie in her whore-house bedroom. Home-made foccacia with Mel while her bro...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 20:23:00 GMT

These are good words, words that go together well.

Well... not really. But they're words that I like. Diversion, complacent, diffuse, harvest, nostalgic, wistful, melancholy, rudiments, germane, reminisce, impulsive, rejuvenate, perpendicular, s...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:49:00 GMT

Boot-shaped Memories

(Third attempt at this blog, so things might have been left out.) ABOUT 25 THINGS TO DO WITH ITALY 2007 THAT I EITHER CANT OR DONT WANT TO FORGET: 1. GREEN! Italy is so green. And they take...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:19:00 GMT

ciao bella!

ciao tutti!sorry its been a while, but as you guessed there were some issues with the sim card. and getting to internet cafes and stuff.venice is gorgeous! the lack of cars + the art + the locals + th...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 00:50:00 GMT

We're all going on a Roman Holiday. Except for you.

UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK FOR THE PAST 98 DAYS... I think you should all know by now that I leave for Italy tomorrow. I know you're all pretty excited for me, but don't all...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:56:00 GMT

Welcome to the 21st Century.

HELL HAS FINALLY FROZEN OVER. AND A PIG WITH WINGS CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW. Yeah, and all that means my family signed up for broadband. A little late to hop on the bandwagon, I'll admit. But that was o...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 17:08:00 GMT

tim tams and dangerous liaisons

tim tams and dangerous liaisons Uh-ohhhhh.Just consumed half/three quarts of a packet.the "creamy truffle temptations" kind.mmm.so worth the $1.35 I paid for them.Summer rain earlier today.Deligh...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:01:00 GMT

Ignacious: A sob story.

Meet Ignacious. Say hello, Ignacious. .... Ohhh.... he cant. Ignacious is a middle-aged applecore stuck in a dead-end job (as part of the scenery) in a carpark of a crappy pub somewhere in Melbourne....
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 19:09:00 GMT

sweet dreams are made of these?

I had a slightly odd dream involving Sophhiiiie, a saxophone and a wedding. I was sitting in a church, with Sophie and lots of other people I felt like I knew, but didnt recognise. We were all d...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 22:11:00 GMT

kinds of people. call them stereotypes, if you will.

 there are two kinds of people in the world: ---- Cat people and dog people ---- people who like turkish delight and people who dont --- licorice lovers and licorice haters --- the literate and t...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:07:00 GMT