Adam Paranoia [on twitter]

Phil Spector knows the Undead!

I wish Phil Spector produced my zombie songs because if anybody knows the undead....it's Phil "The Crypt Keeper" Spector. SSSSlice!!!!   
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:36:00 GMT

Lindsay Lohan vs Gollum

Lindsay Lohan and Gollum from Lord of the Rings are one and the same person.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:27:00 GMT

hulk hogan gets it

Apparently, Hulk Hogan is pissed off about his wife dating some young weirdo who likes dating old women that slightly resemble Hulk Hogan. Here's what the Hulkster had to say about it..."I could have ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:03:00 GMT

SPENCER PRATT....

Dudes, Spencer Pratt was obviously created by George Lucas for the Ewok movie.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:26:00 GMT

We Are Living In 1999 Again!!!!!!!!!

Okay, it's official. We have discovered a worm hole in space that is sucking the Earth back in time to 1999. Blink 182, a band that went on record to clarify that they'll never reunite, are working on...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:55:00 GMT

New Songs and New Videos

Some new songs are gonna melt ya face and destroy this place real soon. I just don't know what songs I feel like putting out there. I want to rock them on itunes too and that takes a million years to ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Just finished Directing a Hawnay Troof Video

I kicked my own ass this weekend shooting an ass kicking new music video for the one and only Hawnay Troof. I was so happy with his performance and the performance of the video's supporting cast. I'm ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:19:00 GMT

new song post

Hi kids!I’m going to post a new song on this motha fucka within the next few days. All I can say is, it’s pretty epic. Like zombie blood, it’s content is super spooky! I love writing...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:25:00 GMT

SXSW: rockin out with the kids

Oh my. I just got back from SXSW in Austin, Texas. I was as busy as the bands that were there, working for stickam and all, but I still had a great time! It’s kind of easy to describe the experi...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:51:00 GMT

our failed zombie blood performance

last night, tony stockert and i figured it would be funny to perform zombie blood at an open mic from a coffee shop. across from my apartment rests this quiet place called Cafe Audrey. we rolled in li...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 21:02:00 GMT