I had some people I know write my "about me". Feel free to write one too if you'd like.
"A tall man with a big heart, Tom is full of wild ideas and a creative streak that would be better suited for a big city than a small town in Florida. He has a seriously underrated sense of humor and has no problem embracing the darker side of comedy. He has a vast knowledge of weird babies, 80's synth-tech and movies. He knows how to make music and once offered to ship me some cheese that rhymed with my name for my birthday. What's not to love about a guy like that?" - Greta
"Tom: He is tall... very tall. So tall in fact that the first time you meet him (and maybe even several times after that) you say out loud without thinking "Damn Tom, you're tall!" Then you get over the whole Tom being tall thing and begin to see him for what he is: a tall (okay, maybe you dont get over it), compasionate, friendly being deserving of yours... and many others, friendships. -Maggie"
"As common as the name Tom is, there is only one Tom. He's only naked from the waist down, yet wants to see you completly naked. This is a fair trade because Tom is tall. A half a naked Tom is equal to an average fully nude girl. Same amount of nudity-so feel obligated to add to his collection.
Over the years I have noticed that he has a bit of an obsessive personality. But as he has grown into a man he has learned to change those obsessions into commitments- for example deformed babies. We once joked about putting babies in microwaves-I'm not so sure he was joking. That would be quite a kodak moment and we all know Tom is interested in unique photographs.
He tends to dwell in the past-nothing wrong with memories but bad ones are not worth keeping.
Tom needs to stop worrying so much, tuck in that poo poo lip and get some confidence in himself and remember that being different aka "weird" is a wonderful personality trait. Normal people are completely boring. Who the fuck wants to be bored?"
-Andrea
"He's eccentric. He has the qualities and the heart that i see in my own eyes as perfection in a human being. He has the ability to see right into people and to make them feel like they are the only one he sees and hears. He's complex and its a great thing to be able to get into that brain of his and to get a glimpse, if even a small one, of what makes Tom, Tom. completely unique. my one of a kind friend."
-Nasim
"He's a smart ass.. really tall from what i understand. I would need a ladder to pinch his nipple. He gets my jokes which sometimes even i don't get.. ( seriously) he's a totall dork. ( a horse is of course) he thinks iam a 300 pound black man named Rodney thats out to get him.. he's skeptical.. paranoid.. But thats all the qualities i like in a man past his prime.. ( ahah "eh") HE said he would hold my hand in public ( but iam sure it would only be if no one was looking).. hahah he's my Mr. Mot... and i hope i get to meet him one day."-RENee
""reports are coming in that tom is: insightfull, quixotic, and probably not doing drugs right now. this has been kasi, for eyewitness news. - Kasi"
""Tom is an Italian Stallion who enjoys defending African Americans and watching Japanese horror films." -Laken
"I have an incredible sense of a five-synergy meltdown that encompasses all conglomerate interpretations and connotations. This acquiesces furthermore with single cell organisms under altercation, albeit withdrawl from primitive notions." - Christina
