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So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money????

He who hesitates, mastrubates! ....S.A.D.......When the F^@k did we get ice cream?

About Me

Hello, my name is Matt. I'm 28 and no longer single! I'm Finally taking another shot at a relationship after almost a year of being a bitter woman hater. After a year of bad dates , psycho chicks, married women, strippers and all around frustration, I have found someone that seems to really make me happy! I'm finally realizing what a proper girlfriend is supposed to be like! So we'll see how that works out? I have a house in the NW side of town and live alone. No pets, but I'm activly searching for a puppy right now. No kids, but maybe someday...maybe? Never married or been to jail, no illegal addictions and no baggage!!
Be sure to check out my other site, Dj Cripple. It's the first link under my top friends.
I the technical director for a strip casino's entertainment dept during the day and a stage carpenter / scuba diver at night. (and NO I can't get you tickets). I put in alot of crazy hours but I actually love what I do and it pays for my hobbies and It's allowed me to meet all the stars and travel the country.
I also own a full Dj, sound and lighting system. I am always looking for dj gigs or bands looking for a production guy, audio engineer or equipment rental.
I just want to have a good time, meet interesting people and make some memories. I'm basically looking to meet like minded people to drink a beer with and hold an intelligent conversation.
So if ya wanna get a beer or know more... Send me an e-mail.

My Interests

Outdoor activities: Anything at the lake, Scuba diving, Camping.
Exotic dancing, Clubbing, Going out Dancing (Tango, and I wanna learn swing).
Rock climbing / repelling, Cliff jumping (I've survived a 90' jump, barely! see my pics for details ).
Bbq'ing, Beerpong, Offroading, Paintball (until I broke my leg playing it! ),
Guitar, Shooting, Bar sports, Traveling ( especially Mexico ), Teaching myself Japanese, Networking,
But motly spending time with friends and laughing But sometimes I'd rather just snuggle up on the couch and watch a few movies and relax.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a normal woman...After that everything else is negotiable! I like to meet everyone, you can learn SOMETHING from ANYONE! Good or bad, the lesson is what you make of it.

I've met alot of famous people through work and I'm not really impressed. I prefer everyday, down to earth people!

Music:

....Just about everything: Clasical to classic rock, oldies to techno, And everything in between.
Currently going thru a big House / techno phase.

Be sure to support local musicians: Dj Kris Nilsson, Dj Kc Ray, Dj Miss Joy, Dj Skilz and Dj Bjorn Burton as well as the band Bent and broken. Please check out their links.

Movies:

Waiting, super troopers, american pies, wedding crashers, Jay and Silent Bob movies.
Office space, I live that movie every day! Anything funny or scary

Television:

Mythbusters, Dity jobs, CSI, Mindfreak. I don't watch alot of tv, I'd rather be doing something.

Books:

Mostly work related books, I'm not really into reading for fun. I actually enjoy: Technical, management, negotiation and entertainment related books.

Heroes:

My Parents, I am one of the very few people I know who's parents are still married and happy. They've always put their kids first, and provided us a world of opportunity.

My Blog

The Crossroads

Well today was a big day for me.  I had a meeting with the top person in the company I work for @ My day Job. I explained to them that I was once again at the crossroads of my professional life.&...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:22:00 PST

DO NOT BUY HP PRODUCTS!!!!

I am now officially PISSED!!!!! I have hated pc products for a while now! But now Hewlett Packard had given me a reason to hate them even more.I had a hp pavillion laptop, it never worked that great...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

GAME ON!

Oh Yeah! Guess who just walked ( sort of ) all the way to his computer?Give up?.....Ok, it was me!So I went to see the doctor today and he finally released me back to work, driving and walking! So I...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST

New Years Resolution

I'm not at all one of those people who give a crap about New Years Resolutions. In fact this year, I was so preoccupied that i didn't even contemplate a resolution. I was more worried about what song...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST

I need everyones help, Please!

Hello everyone,I have a bit of a short notice music emergency......I just got a call last night asking me if I wanted to Dj for a private party for New years. After explaining that I wasn't able to ...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST

Yup, Mac kicks butt

I just wanted to give an update on converting to Mac.I received my mac mini today, took it home, plugged it in and TA DA! Here I am....THis is my first post using the Mac, So far this has been SO ea...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:18:00 PST

Disappointing medical update

I went to see the surgen today for my leg checkup.  It was roughly 2 weeks since the surgery.  When I talked to the surgen before the operation, he left me with the impression that by the ti...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

I've given up on PC's

Welcome to my new rant,This blog is the product of the 10th reset of my computer tonight!.. Since I haven't got shit to do I have been spending alot of wasted time fooling around on my computer... Aft...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:03:00 PST

Misery, boredom and frustration...Part 2

Welcome Back, sorry about the delay in finishing this....So when the folks got me home they informed me that the surgery took way longer then the surgen projected.  He estimated 1 hour, I hear th...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:26:00 PST

Misery, boredom and frustration...Updated

Hello again,So here is a life update,  Mostly complaining but a few tidbits of relevant info scattered through out.Picking up from my last blog,  I went in and had my surgery on Tuesday.&nbs...
Posted by So is it MORE offensive if I offer you money???? on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:39:00 PST