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Mike

HEY! .... Did you just grab my ass?

About Me



"My SEXUAL name is "Weed Whacker!!"

Welcome to my place in space. Just like my life, I'm running shit here too. I'm a family man that lives somewhere in Northern KY. Women love me and fish fear me, so be glad you aint no fish. I work hard all the time and I do it for 3 reasons,The 2 wonderful daughters and a BOUNCING BABY BOY !!! They are the reason for everything I do. (and what I DON'T do)
You would have an easier time fighting a bear with a switch than fuckin with someone I care about.....
Do that little dance you do
You know I Love it Baby!

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funny CLEAN JOKE!

A little boy,a1st grader, went to his mom and said,"Mom, how much do you weigh:"She wants to teach this lil man EARLY how to respect a woman!, she says " son ther are things that you do NOT ask a woma...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:42:00 PST

JAPLAPENO (on a stick!)

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Posted by Mike on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

insecure lil boyfriends, ex whoever's, and anyone else's

     OK IDIOTS!! Can you really be that damn stupid? Anyone that thinks I am messing with your Girl, your x-girlfriend(s),  Your soon to be girlfriend, Your girl that you have...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

How Smart is your right foot?

How Smart is Your Right  Foot?  This is WIERD  = it will boggle your  mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:47:00 PST

The Secret to women is right in front of your nose!

EATING PUSSY.....THE LADIES LOVE IT.... CHECK IT OUT! THIS IS HOW TO EAT PUSSY! 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit....
Posted by Mike on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST

whats your sexual name?

Mike's sexual nickname:"Weed-Wacker"Take'>http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=47">Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.comhttp://www.quizuniverse.com">QuizUniverse.com>  ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST

This is a Mouse skill game..

Make sure that your mouse is cleaned up and 100% operational for this, http://www.jarkey.net/playgames/mouse_avoider_game.htm...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 10:09:00 PST

Warning... date rape drug used on men...

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer"...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST

Funnies for everyone!

http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/Workfunniesandhelpfult ips/   Funny crap, Have a funny post it, if not READ em, funny stuff!!...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:51:00 PST