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Kristie K.

Where there is fire, I will carry gasoline.

About Me

i am a Sacred City Derby Girl.
i will do my damndest to find something good about you (even if i have to struggle).
i drink too much out of sheer boredom.
i like going to movies by myself, actually i just like hanging out with myself.
i have no tolerance for bullshit.
music is my life.
i really dont like capitalizing words. or apostrophes.
im opinionated as hell.
im passionate about every decision i make.
i hate having to use the wrong word because i couldnt think of the right one.
i love nerds with glasses.
i love to travel.
i am a huge fan of sleeping.
i dont really care what people think about me, but i do care about what they feel.
people say i look mean, but im really not (until you piss me off which is hard to do).
im a geek, and proud of it.
you will not like me until you get to know me because im not very good at first impressions.
it sucks when i stub my toe or get something in my eye.
i think i am hilarious, and i am probably the only one.
i like Q-tips.
i cant sleep with socks on.
i will serenade you.
i am an extremely loyal friend, and i expect the same from others.
i am not afraid.
real conversations interest me, small talk does not.
i can fix anything with a screwdriver and some duct tape.
i will kick your ass in pool.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kristie K.
Birthday: i don't actually know, but it's either Jan. 4 or Jan. 6. Long story.
Birthplace: sacramento.
Current Location: sacramento
Eye Color: poop brown.
Hair Color: poop brown
Height: 5'-8" (okay, okay..i'm only 5'-7 and 3/4")
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: who gives a shit
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans if you must know.
Your Weakness: music
Your Fears: dying before i accomplish my goals
Your Perfect Pizza: veggie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: write a song i actually like
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't IM. i have a phone.
Thoughts First Waking Up: i have to pee.
Your Best Physical Feature: my lips.
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep. duh.
Your Most Missed Memory: all of my siblings together.
Pepsi or Coke: uh, mountain dew.
MacDonalds or Burger King: gross.
Single or Group Dates: i don't really care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: rockstar or redbull
Do you Smoke: yep.
Do you Swear: hell yes i do.
Do you Sing: all the damn time
Do you Shower Daily: saturday is also known as shower day.
Have you Been in Love: uh, pass.
Do you want to go to College: yeah sure
Do you want to get Married: nope.
Do you belive in yourself: when i've had a glass of liquid courage i do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: only when i look in the mirror.
Are you a Health Freak: i just said i smoke. what do you think?
Do you get along with your Parents: yep.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, very much.
Do you play an Instrument: yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: most definately.
In the past month have you Smoked: how many times do we have to go over this?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: um, pass.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep. the movie theatre is in the mall.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's winter.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: my sisters chapstick and a couple of lighters (on accident)
Ever been Drunk: im drunk right now.
Ever been called a Tease: yep.
Ever been Beaten up: uh, not that i can remember.
Ever Shoplifted: yep.
How do you want to Die: fall asleep and never wake up.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: wherever i won't get beat up for being american.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: don't care
Weight: don't care
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: i plead the fifth
Number of CDs I own: i refuse to take the time to count them.
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 8
Number of things in my Past I Regret: taking this survey
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My Interests

ROLLER DERBY......music, conversations that last all night, vicious rhetoric, people watching, people watching me people watch, irony, politics (dont get me started), movies, music.....did i mention music?

I'd like to meet:

I dont want to meet anyone, anymore.
I know, or have had decent conversations with, or was extremely impressed, with the people on my friends page. Please do not try to add me if:
(1) you are a random band
(2) you are going to send me a message that begins with "hey i think you're hot"
(3) you have never intrigued me in any way.

If i dont know you, unless you give me a really good reason, you will be denied.
Feel free to visit my Roller Derby alter-ego, Brawllen Angel. I approve everyone on that page. myspace.com/brawllenangel.

Thank you.

Music:

Dragonforce, Bright Eyes, Elton John, Elliot Smith, Rise Against, Billy Joel, Bad Religion, The Pixies, Pinback, THE BEATLES, The Ramones, Danny Elfman, The Mountain Goats, Jackie Greene, Propagandhi, Ani Difranco, The Weakerthans, John Williams, Ween, The Cure, and so much more..... there is no way i'm typing in all my music, this is enough to give you a general idea.

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, The Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Bowling for Columbine, Jaws, Requiem for a Dream, Tenebre, The Waking Life, Office Space, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho (my god, Christian Bale is my hero), The Count of Monte Cristo, Underworld (the first one), THE LIBERTINE (or anything with Johnny Depp) ANYTHING with Ed Norton, Napoleon Dynamite, Garden State, Sin City, Superman 2, BRICK...Brick is so good. i am patiently awaiting the opening of Perfume. theres so many more, but theyre lost in my messy file cabinet of a mind. Ill organize my brain one of these days, probably on a rainy sunday.----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------.. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

F-L-I-G-H-T
O-F
T-H-E
C-O-N-C-H-O-R-D-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

PERFUME! Read the book perfume. Everyone! Read it. When the movie comes out, all of you are gonna wish you read it.... Fast Food Nation, Bukowski, anything Palahniuk, Dracula, 1984, Illusions, anything Vonnegut, Reefer Madness, anything Italo Calvino, Angels and Demons, Swan Song. If someone can find me some Choose Your Own Adventure books, I will kiss you.

Heroes:

Clark Kent.......Superman's a little too rock star for me.

My Blog

Flight of the Conchords...

has now graduated to one thirty-second of a notch above Arrested Development and The Office as the FUNNIEST EFFING SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN!(It's business, it's business time!)
Posted by Kristie K. on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:38:00 PST

I contend that we are both atheists...

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. - Stephen H...
Posted by Kristie K. on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:28:00 PST

I would love so much....

to be on a bridge right now so I could JUMP OFF IT. God I need to get the new Chuck Palahniuk book. I'm going mad.
Posted by Kristie K. on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

So well done...

Superman Returns is so well done!   I FINALLY bought it (been meaning to for awhile).  2 for $20 at Blockbuster... (not a big fan of blockbuster, but it's the closest thing to my apartm...
Posted by Kristie K. on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:31:00 PST

Homework...

is completely pointless. I am starting a new business. You will be able to hire my company to do your homework. Once I get the details worked out, I'll let you know.
Posted by Kristie K. on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST

Theism, Agnosticism, and Atheism in a nutshell.....

Alright. There are a few things about theism, agnosticism, and atheism that I would like to clear up for the many who do not fully understand. We'll start with definitions:Theism: the belief in a god ...
Posted by Kristie K. on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST

What is the point?

Are we seriously expected to do this every day?
Posted by Kristie K. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

I choke every time I hear it..

Southern treesBearin strange fruitBlood on the leavesAnd blood at the rootsBlack bodiesSwinging in the southern breezeStrange fruit hanginFrom the poplar treesPastoral sceneOf the gallant southThem bi...
Posted by Kristie K. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST

The "This is who I would like to meet" rant.

I want to meet the following because I would like to kick them in the shins:1) The guy that almost caused a car accident on the freeway because he had to slow down and stare at me while I was driving...
Posted by Kristie K. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST