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About Me

If you met me on the street, you might think I was just another businessman, even pillar of the community. As the sun goes down, however, a change occurs. If you are sensitive you may notice that there is something dark lurking under the surface. Something that feeds on fear! Your screams are my life blood!

From unknown creatures to legendary monsters; from spirits of the departed to demons from the darkest pits of hell itself; from graveyards to your living room join me as we explore the darker parts of the world.
Welcome to the Mysteries Most Macabre Myspace page. Put your feet up and make yourself at home but don't get too comfortable, for you never know what may be lurking around the next turn.

Mysteries Most Macabre Dark Entertainment

BIG NEWS:I have been wanting to do something with my reptiles for a long while. We now officially announcing a new brand! Creepy Critters? will do performances for schools, fairs and other venues. This will be a very hands-on type show, giving people a chance to pet or hold a wide variety of critters. While all my other shows are designed to scare people, Creepy Critters is designed not only to entertain and teach, but to help people overcome their fear of reptiles. Our initial show is entitled "Creepy Critters? Myths, Legends, and Misconceptions." See my blog for more details!Oh, and we do reptile rescue! If you are in the Portland area and need to place a reptile, please contact us.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

There are three groups of people that I would like to meet on myspace:

VOLUNTEERS --

We are always in search of volunteers for our various projects. Actors, magicians, special effects artists, and prop makers, and reptile handlers top our list of needs, but many other skills needed. If you live in the Portland area and would like to scare people, drop me a messageand we'll talk!

POTENTIAL GUESTS --

If you would be interested in attending one of our public shows or in hosting a seance, ghost hunt, Creepy Critters? or other performance, please contact me for further information.

LIKE MINDS --

If you are involved in haunted attractions, herptology, bizarre magic, or other related fields, please add me to your friends list. We can share ideas and help promote one another.

If you don't fall into one of those categories, but simply think that what we do sounds cool, add us anyway. We may be able to turn you. Mwahaha.

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My Blog

CREEPY CRITTERS?

Those of you who know me know that I love to scare people. There are few things better than making people scream. Those who follow my blogs also know that I love reptiles and other unusual crea...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:30:00 GMT

The bizarre menagerie

We are considering creating something new for the farm, as well as a traveling exhibit. The idea is that it would be a kind of bizarre petting zoo. It will consist of animals that people m...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 21:59:00 GMT

Baby Steps

We have begun taking baby steps to turn our dream into reality. It is a long story, but here is the abbreviated version.It begins with my law practice. Since what I want to do revolves...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 21:42:00 GMT

Two down

My daughter Stephanie graduated from High School this week. In my mind High School graduation is one of the key rites of passage for a young person today. It marks the passage from the wor...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 15:23:00 GMT

I have a dream.

I am sure that we all have dreams. If we are lucky, dreams become visions. Visions become plans. And if we are blessed, what was once a dream becomes reality. What I am going t...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 14:09:00 GMT

In search of a partner (or two)...

Big things are coming for Mysteries Most Macabre! The problem is that many of these projects are ones that I cant pull off by myself. Several years ago, when I formed Theatre Mac...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 18:25:00 GMT

A new project.

I am undertaking a new project that I thought might be of interest to a few of you. I am writing a book. Now here is the part that will surprise most of you...... its a children's book. &...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 14:59:00 GMT

What's in a Name?

I began on Myspace known as Theatre Macabre. That was the name of a group that I formed several years ago to perform our particular brand of dark entertainment. Eventually, the group broke...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 20:03:00 GMT

Dark Entertainment

When people ask me what Theatre Macabre is I tell them that we perform "Dark Entertainment." That is even what it says on my business card. But what exactly is Dark Entertainment? ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:35:00 GMT