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I am Phil Garringer, Uberman

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I will eventually finish my project to take over the world by training pygmy marmosets to use small jet packs so they can fly around and do my bidding.

My Interests

Strumstick (!), History, boats, muzzleloading, reading, woodstoves, dogs, cats, the Adirondacks, the Thousand Islands, Rhode Island politics, New England, re-enacting, St. Lawrence River manatees

I'd like to meet:

Carbon Based bi-peds. Preferably warm blooded.

Music:

Strumstick (!), Folk, Bluegrass, traditional Quebec folkmusic, fiddles, bagpipes, Irish, English, Scottish, Gregorian, and other sundry stuff that I can't get on my damn car radio!

Movies:

O' Brother, Where Art Thou? A Christmas Story, Patton, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Saving Private Ryan, Saving Ryan's Privates, John Ford's calvary movies (She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, Fort Apache, etc.), The Quiet Man, It's a Wonderful Life, Jeremiah Johnson, Unforgiven, The Patriot, Last of the Mohicans, The Jerk, Waking Ned Devine, Michael Collins, The Butcher Boy, Barry Lyndon, Waterloo, Napoleon (the old, 1920's silent movie), Lawrence of Arabia, The Light Horsemen, Gallipoli, All of the Witch Mountain movies, All of the Herbie movies, except this last one, 'cause Herbie went commercial, man!

Television:

I love the Weather Channel!OK, and Deadwood, Rome, Carnivale, And the Sopranos. I guess most of HBO's Series. My Name is Earl. 24. Heroes. I watch WAY too much TV.

Books:

Anything by John Keegan, Christopher Duffy, Donald Kagen or Victor Davis Hanson. Lord of the Rings. C.S. Lewis, especially the Space Trilogy, Til We Have Faces, and the Screwtape Letters (and of course, the Narnia stuff), the Sharpe's Rifles series, and Kipling's poetry.

Heroes:

Epaminondas, Wellington, Sherman, and Jimbo, the Hobbit who was rejected by the other Hobbits in the Fellowship of the Ring, because he was just too damn much of a crazy bad-ass, and it made them uncomfortable.

My Blog

Back in St. Albans

Here I am again, in what is fast becoming my little home away from home, St. Albans, Vt. I am not able to do much blogging, as I have been diagnosed with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and am scheduled for su...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:49:00 PST

I am in Vermont, I am eating WAY too much good food, I got to see my Evil Twin

I have been in St. Albans, Vermont since Monday, and I am having a good enough time ('though I miss my wife and my dogs a lot!).  This is a neat little town, about half way between Burlington and...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:54:00 PST

Rusty at Blogging

Lord, it's been months since I could log into MySpace and Blog.  Now I don't know what to say.  SO, I will just wish everyone peace and prosperity.   I am turning into a hippie, dammit!...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:18:00 PST

I am in RI (Allegedly), Bald Hill Rd Depression, I played Open Mike Night, Effing GWB!

well, here I am in RI, again.  I am staying at my oldest friend's (MTS) new house in some place called Greene, RI.  I have a sneaking suspicion that we are actually in Connecticut, as I don'...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:53:00 PST

I will soon be on Fox News!

Here's some quotes from me in the local paper, the Sevey's Corners Tribune.  I think I will go on Fox News, soon.   Ogdensburg, New York (Sevey's Corners Tribune) -- Like mullets, domestic ...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:52:00 PST

We are Your Freinds. Let's Just Get Along. WWBD?

Please do not be alarmed.  We will not harm you.  We will only swarm all over you and bite you incessantly.  This will cause no real no real lasting harm, and will actually build chara...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:15:00 PST

Please Don't Read This Post.

It's HOT in here tonight.  Like a Texas hot, without the deadly crawling things.  Too hot to post anything.  It's like a thousand degrees in here. So, why the hell am I in here?  ...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

I Am Now a Millionaire! Honest to God! I am Going to Buy a Solid gold Mandolin.

Holy cow!  I am SOOO lucky.  I am totally going to be so very, very rich from now on!  I am about to get 9.75 MILION bucks. It's true!  I just got an e-mail from a feller in South ...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:57:00 PST

We Getting a new Non Human Baby, I Go On About Child's Ballads

We are getting another furry non human baby from the shelter next week. I haven't seen her yet, except for this photo. I can't wait.  We can't pick her up until next week, because she is still t...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

Great Day Today, Lycanthropy, Ken Burns Manatee Documentary, Doc Watson in Saranac Lake

What a great day it was (and still is).  Not so much the content of the day, what happened, etc.  I got up a little late, drank coffee, hung out with my wife and Caity the Dog.  I talke...
Posted by I am Phil Garringer, Uberman on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:53:00 PST