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Wonder Woman

You can't tell til I take it off.....HELL YEAH, TAKE IT OFF!!!

About Me

Uuuuuuuuuuum, about me......about me.....oh I got it!! I'm short(all day and twice on Tuesday!!), I'm sweet(mosta tha time, unless I jus don't like you) and I'm a lil bit random(24/8...367)!!! I love me some spongebob....or maybe I jus like tha bright colors. I love bein goofy, laughin and dancin wit my boi BKH(and his outside cow!! inside j/k), and my gyrl Ashley(even though she don't be dancin and she ugly!!)! I see ya'll!! Loves ya!!(kisses and hugs sometimes punches and cuts)!! Did ya'll witness tha randomness yet? If not, man fuck it den!! I hate when people are so unappreciative of what you do for them, (ya'll see that, that gyrl is smart. Don't be fooled by some of my more unintelligent remarks! I doos gots me a edamucation!!)sorry short attention span but bak to tha point now its bad when they don't appreciate it but it even worse when it was something that you didn't have to do and it inconveniences you. Now I ain't gon call that bitch out (ahem Seante Renee Barnes) but she know who she is and a select few poeple know who I'm talkin bout!!! I wouldn't have had nothin against her but she started runnin off at tha mouth and then on top of all that when I call her and try to straighten out all tha confusion she FUCKIN LOOSES HER MIND AND CALLS ME A BITCH!!! But its gon be like that for her cause she must have forgotten who I am and tha small simple fact that I kno where she live!! I ain't gon waste my time and gas on a bitch like that by goin to her house but if I see yo ass anywhurr in da lou its goin down like young joc said!!! Now that that has been said, bak to being tha nice, happy cheerful me!!;) I like to have fun but who doesn't? Ok lets get a few things straight!! I am straight I'm not a lesbian and I'm not bi(even though its sum females out there that I might let have it or take it from eg. Hoopz, A.Keys..if I find more I'll add 'em), ok! I know it said not sure but I was jus bulshittin cause I can do that. Also for my ethnicity, it says other cause my ethnicity was not an option. Now I bet you are sittin there wonderin what I am, aren't you? Of course you are. I am not goin to tell you! Scroll yo lazy ass down and read my survey and its all in there, and if you send me a message regarding anything that is displayed in my profile I will not answer you cause you need to learn to look for answers. Thats wut wrong yall niggas today, always want somebody to jus give you tha answers. Lazy, useless bastards!!! Oh as a side note if you ugly and you kno it....clap yo hands!!lol But fa real if you ugly please don't waste my time and urs tryin to talk to me...I am very picky when it comes to looks...either its that or a lot of ya'll jus ugly!!haha But if ya'll wanna talk to me...buy me food!! I'll talk to u until tha food is gone (this applys to tha ugly dudes only) (cuties I'll talk to ya'll for free). Once tha food is gone I'm gone ya heard me!! But yeah holla at cha gyrl and please don't come at me if you are under tha legal age limit and or you don't live in StL cause mama ain't tryin to go to jail fa ya and those out of town guys...who tha hell are you kiddin you kno I ain't got time fa that shit!! That is all. {Big kiss from my lips to yo wuteva I prefer to kiss on you;)}Can you guess wut my disguise is?

S A G I T T A R I U S


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Enjoli Renae
Birthday: 12/12/86
Birthplace: StL....and wut bitches!!
Current Location: St. Louis
Eye Color: brown, sometimes hazel but mosta tha time green
Hair Color: I'm not too sure about that
Height: 5'2 1/2" bitches!! Say sumin!!(
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: African American, two kinds of Native American and Mexican...puntas!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black and Grey high top forces
Your Weakness: I'm not tellin!!
Your Fears: I'm ain't gon tell you that either!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop bein so lazy and eatin so much...like thats gon happen!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHY!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass and my face on a good day
Your Bedtime: Like I have one of those
Your Most Missed Memory: Jeremy, even tho i see him like everyday. I miss us
Pepsi or Coke: Depends on wut I want to drink
MacDonalds or Burger King: Depends on wut I want to eat
Single or Group Dates: Doesn't matta!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ewww!! Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla ice cream...Chocolate candy
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No and I don't like dudes who do!!
Do you Swear: Hell fuckin shit ass yeah!!
Do you Sing: Only if I like you;)
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah wut do I look like!!
Have you Been in Love: I still am
Do you want to go to College: NO!! But I got to
Do you want to get Married: No never!! If I can't have him I don't want to!!
Do you belive in yourself: Not really
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Tha question is do you think so?!?!?!
Are you a Health Freak: Not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when I'm not at home
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes thats tha best sleep and/or sex ever!!
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah but I'm not gon tell you wut it is
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: I jus told you no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Somethin like that
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah who hasn't
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos don't cum in boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell naw!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah...amature night at tha Pink Slip!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No...I'm beautiful!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No its asshole cold outside!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'll never tell
Ever been Drunk: No...but I got tipsy a few times....that was fun!!
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: NO!!
Ever Shoplifted: Thats tha same thing as stealin..so I'm not tellin!
How do you want to Die: Doesn't matter cause you can't decide that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A PIMP!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico...or newhere they have sexy male strippers and under age drinkin!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything is pretty on a boy
Favourite Hair Color: black or brown
Short or Long Hair: Don't matta!
Height: Taller than me..but thats not hard to do.
Weight: Enough
Best Clothing Style: NO CLOTHES!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: Who tha hell counts!!
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 1...but I'm workin on anotha 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2 many to count
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My Interests

Sex, food, sleep and all tha otha essential stuff!!!!That's wut I'm talkin bout!!!;)
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 39%

Kissing Skill Level - 98%

Cudding Skill Level - 7%

Sex Skill Level - 92%

Why They Love You You can do amazing things with your tongue.
Why They Hate You You kiss better than them.

This fun quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 4251746 Times. New! Get Free Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz
Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot
Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality.
And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer...
Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine.

Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into.
You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost.
Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality.

Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder.
Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little.
And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Right now I'd like to meet Bobby Valentino sexy ass, Paul Wall so that nigga can make me a grill, Trey Songz, Mary J. Blige,Alicia Keys, Hoopz(that bitch is BAD), Usher now that nigga can sing to me all day and night, Sean Paul sexy Jamaican ass, Bow Wow lil fine ass(after I saw Roll Bounce...that nigga was lookin delicious)......and a whole bunch of otha muthafuckas!!
Your Eyes Should Be Green
Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger

What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world What Color Should Your Eyes Be? TELL ME!!

These my peoples...so don't fuck wit em...Bitches!!

BK muthafuckin H

My otha half;)

Laundry Man

Ashhhh- leeeeeeey

My Ugly Ass Lil Cousin

Smexyness

Tha Coolest Dude in tha World and hes cute!!

Chesta tha Molesta!!!

Rasia aka Heffa

My Biotch Jess!!

Jaie tha Super Nerd!!

Gary my buddy!!

Javas

He Ugly!!!

She So Spoiled!!

View All of My Friends

Music:

A lil bit a errthang except techno and that hard core rock shit.....I leave that for tha white people.

Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is
Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado

"I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say
It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you might like" What's Your 2006 Summer Anthem?

Movies:

Anythang scary....let me correct that, anythang thats supposed to be scary, anythang funny or porn....oh yeah, my cartoon movies, I loves my cartoon movies.Take the quiz:
Which Disney Princess are you most like (with 2 new princesses)

Jasmine
You are an exotic beauty who enchants everyone you meet. You love going on wonderous adventures and have a special place in your mind for all wild animals.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Television:

I watch wutevas on. I watch a lot of SciFi...yeah wut chu got to say about it?!?!? Thats wut I thought! I love CSI (tha regular 1 and Maimi). BET all day!! And Wildboys is my shit!! White people are so dumb its amusing(if I offended anyone by that statement...TOUGH FUCKIN SHIT ASSHOLES!!)

Books:

Books.......hahahahahaha...I don't read no stinkin books!!

Heroes:

My baby daddy 2 times Jay D aka J Ford aka Daddy: baby you know I love you sooooooo much!! we is gettin married wheneva we get our shit 2getha!! You been there for me through errthang and I love you for that so don't eva doubt it!!! 4 kisses 3 hugs and 5 humps for my baby!! You know me and my lil ass got 2 be next to my baby in his favorite color; that all black!! This is my nigga that can't get no bigga!!! Bryan BK muthafuckin H Hamilton!! I done known you foreva too and we stopped talkin for a min but we got bak wit each otha!! I know you gon be a lil famous performer and all that good stuff and we still gon be paintin yo room like you broke or sumthin!!! You kno ya gyrl loves ya and don't 4get it!! and I gon ask you know, let me get bout 2 grand went you start gettin paid!!lol Lastly my og, tripple og, tripple tripple Big Dewdrop aka Dewberries: gyrl! gyrl gyrl gyrl!!!! now you know I love me sum Asheliah Dew!!! my gyrl gon be a nurse yall!! you know you got to deliver me and J Ford's kids right? I know you did! All them times at yo house eatin pizza, band tour when we almost died in them trifflin peoples house, all them football games when we was late as hell gettin bak from break, good times good times!! Gyrl you know I love you and we need to see more of each otha cause I don't be seein you for hellas!!! To all mah homies stay up and I love all ya'll dearly!!!Hugs and kisses to my beautiful misses!! Kisses and hugs to my sexy azz thugs!!

My Blog

Good Times In Rolla!!! LOL

So yeah I'm in Rolla right jus kickin it wit my rommie (aka my other half) but neway we (and when I say we I mean tha three of us, if you don't know me then you don't know who I'm talkin bout and I do...
Posted by I'm wut you call an angel in disguise... on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:35:00 PST