One time, years ago, I got my nose broken by a dude.
I already met JMascis in a dirty hallway, but I would like to meet the Mapinguary.
Leonard Cohen, Dinosaur Jr., John Prine, Sonic Youth, The Grateful Dead, Lifetime, The Rolling Stones, Fugazi, Nirvana, Janes Addiction, Bob Dylan, Blue Cheer, The Misfits, Billy Bragg, The Smiths.
The Harder They Come, Zardoz, The Wiz.
I like getting high and watching "Intervention".
The fact that there is this 50,000 year old tribe in Tanzania called the Hadzabe and when one elder encountered someone from the West he looked up and asked stories he'd heard of people going to the moon...."We hear some people are lost in the stars," he said "Is this true?" All this while wearing a "Spring Break 92' Daytona Beach" T-shirt. Certain tribes in Africa sometimes eat pygmies for magical powers. There was also a scare a few years ago in Khartoum, Sudan about "Penis melting Zionist robot combs" ... where this robot comb shrunk your penis. There was mass hysteria, it ain't no fucking joke. AFRICA IS MY HERO.