As a young tough, I once stopped all traffic on the Belt Parkway with fire. Time was, I pwned all in Photon, the Electronic Phaser Target Game. Lazer Tag was for preening fancyboys. I think midgets are built for lovin'. I haven't drawn Wolverine in over ten years but I've been really wanting to lately. I know every word to the Gummy Bears theme song. I know the whoosh-"HA!"-slice from a ?? shammy all too well. I just realized that if I freelanced full-time, I could get a puppy. I think I'll do that.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Myself thirty years ago. Apparently, I was adorable. And I could teach myself some shit, too.
