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About Me

First of all God is impressed by me. I have a great boyfriend name Jim, yes he is my bitch, so sorry ladies I'm taken maybe next time. However, my personal love and interest is with the AMAZING Heather, the sexy Hawaiian, so you better keep your hands off her unless you can please her. I have a summer home in Taiti where I communicate with the fishes, yes, I am a pet psychic, you may have heard of me if not google it dumb ass. I am an amazing person, for fun I heal the sick, feed the hunger, and aide the poor.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well besides the AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT Heather Goltz... theres so few out there... Carlos Mencia because of his political views, Marilyn Manson dues to his views on religion...I could talk to them for hours. Nicholas Sparks so I can find out how to write the greatest novel ever and of course... Jenna Jameson because well, shes just so HOT!

My Blog

People these days...

So I am at work today in our "main office" lets say. Cant really disclose to much due to what I do. A bunch of us are sitting around talking about stuff to do during the shift when my co-worker Tina s...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:55:00 GMT

SEX!

Sex It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the calorific expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after origin...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 17:45:00 GMT