You know you ARE in NYC when... |
You are walking up Amsterdam minding you own bidness after you just bought Puma flip-flops, and BAM!!!...a manhole explodes 10 feet away from you. The thing erupted with a sonic boom underneath a nea...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:52:00 GMT |
Thirty-six dollaz ain’t gon’ make me or break me--a true story. |
The full title of this blog is called: Thirty-six dollaz ain't gon' make me or break me--a true story of the Friday's Card, a dessert to-go, and how I should have seen the warning signs.Unfortunately...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 18:06:00 GMT |
Deer in the Road/You Know You’re Not In NYC When Part 2 |
Ok, so this time I almost hit a deer. The thing appeared out of friggin' nowhere on a dark highway. I released an audible and fearsome, "Oh My God!", slammed on the brake, and then Bambi ran off. D...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:23:00 GMT |
Membership has its Privilages/See What's Brewing at The Dunk |
So what's a guy to do on a random Wednesday night in lovely Providence? I dunno...perhaps call up AMEX Concierge and see what the availability is like for the Christina Aguilera/Pussycat Dolls concer...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 19:42:00 GMT |
My new car Chastity |
If you see a driver getting out of their brand new car on the PASSENGER side, that's me. Nicole and picked up the new auto today, and unfortunately the driver-side lock is experiencing some mechanica...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 15:19:00 GMT |
Rhode Island Iced Tea/Nicole Gets Points |
Ok, Nicole and I were at dinner last night here in Rhode Island and the server said that although there was no cocktail list that we could order WHATEVER we wanted. After the server left the table, N...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:58:00 GMT |
Why are all these hos trying to befriend me? |
Why is it that every frick and frack time I have new friend requests nowadays, it's always some teenage ho from nebraska? Puh-leez, I am not interested on multiple levels.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 00:47:00 GMT |
Turkey in the Road/You know you're not in NYC when... |
Ok, so I almost drove into a turkey that was crossing the street yesterday. No shit, a fucking turkey. I don't think I've ever even seen a live turkey before until I nearly knocked one off with my P...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:59:00 GMT |
My $11,000 Credit Card Bill |
Ok, what the hell!?!?! I had to add that shit up because I knew it had to be wrong. This was for one month people--and February is the short month. When I told my mother she said, "Well, at least y...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:47:00 GMT |
