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About Me

Outgoing introvert, responsible alcoholic, popular outcast, apathetic instigator, strong individual who cares way too much what others think, spontaneous planner, loyal yet distant friend, athletic couch potato, and rule-follower with a healthy disrespect for authority. Can't live without hats, french fries, sleep, a microwave, ESPN, hip-hop, laughter, a cell phone, and self-expression.

My Interests

Pimpin' for fun and profit

I'd like to meet:

My wife

Music:

Hip Hop: A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Digable Planets, The Roots, Jay Dee, Madlib/Lootpack, MF Doom, EPMD, Slum Village, Hieroglyphics, Souls of Mischief, Pep Love, Casual, 9th Wonder, Little Brother, Nicolay, Justus League, Wu Tang Clan; R&B: After 7, Stevie Wonder, Donell Jones, ; Jazz: John Coltrane, Herbie Hancock, Miles Davis; Vocals: Norah Jones, Diana Krall, Cassandra Wilson; Rock: U2, John Mayer, Barenaked Ladies; Reggae: Beres Hammond, Bob Marley; Dancehall: Beenie Man, Buju Banton

Movies:

High Fidelity, Love Jones, X, Office Space, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Old School, Friday, Next Friday, Airplane, Fletch, Beverly Hills Cop

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, SportsCenter, WWE Monday Night Raw, Real World, The Office, Best Week Ever, Daily Show

Books:

Anything by Nick Hornby (especially High Fidelity), Autobiography of Malcolm X, David Sedaris novels, Blink and The Tipping Point

My Blog

Quality (1 of 20)

So just as a preface, about 5 or 6 years ago my friend HW and I were discussing the difficulties we were having in dealing with women and spontaneously started throwing out a list of qualities that wo...
Posted by JayShock on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:18:00 PST

Concession speech

As I get older, I think I get less ambitious... I used to make lists of great things that I wanted to accomplish and now those lists just consist of what I have to do today or within the next we...
Posted by JayShock on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:35:00 PST

What About Me?

So I was on Friendster today (am I allowed to mention competing websites?) and I reached the "About Me" question in my profile setup. Strangely enough, this is extremely difficult for me to answ...
Posted by JayShock on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 07:50:00 PST

Let's Do It Again

The word habit usually applies to something you aren't very proud of, like a drug addiction, not locking doors, masturbation, etc. It also implies that you have no control over it--your subconsc...
Posted by JayShock on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:45:00 PST

Just Say No

Remember those commercials back in the day where some kid was walking down the street and random youths would offer him/her some non-descript drug. So yeah, it wasn't realistic because they woul...
Posted by JayShock on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:55:00 PST

Working hard or hardly working

It's not a secret amongst my friends that work doesn't mean a damn thing to me. I honestly don't think that my time on this earth will be defined by a job nor do I want to become so consumed by ...
Posted by JayShock on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:33:00 PST

You're invited!

Few applications in the history of the world have caused more uncomfortable social situations as eVite, now the preferred method of inviting people to shit. Clearly, I am incapable of the decisi...
Posted by JayShock on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:22:00 PST

Oh Baby You... You Got What I Need... But...

First of all, I have no use for the term "hopeless romantic," although I probably fit into the category. The term trivializes manhood and I just prefer the title "stalker at large"; at least the...
Posted by JayShock on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:01:00 PST

Hell Hath No Fury

I'm back like a chiropractor, bitch!! When it comes to women, I operate under one general assumption: that they know what the hell they are doing. Whereas a guy can have absolutely no...
Posted by JayShock on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:15:00 PST

Service

Part of the reason I don't work in the customer service industry is that I simply don't have the patience to deal with people, or more specifically their expectations. I really would set the ove...
Posted by JayShock on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 08:20:00 PST