hi. hi. hi. hi. hey. hey. hey. hello. hello. hello. hello. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLO. HELLOOO??
SEEYA.
ONLY JOKINGGGGGGG!!!!! 'cos that's what i do.. i am such a funny person, you may have heard of me, jo clark..? no? how odd.... oh well.. as you've probably gathered, i am HILARIOUS. i also wash only very rarely, you will most likely smell me before you see me. that is also because at three foot eleven, i am a primordial dwarf. but you know what they say... BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES, HAHAHAHAAHA. anyway.. enough of the CRAZINESS! lets get down to business, i am jo clarke and im pretty mad. this one time i took 5 paracetomal in two hours... im not even joking.. that is just how mad i am. i don't often come to school. this is because my preferred ride is a penny farthing, and sometimes the small wheel falls off, leaving me stranded. once when that happened, a chinese guy with a perm stopped to help me, so i got in his car. he took me to his house and raped me silly. that was a good day. when i come home from school i like to spend a while playing runescape to unwind. i have made friends from ALL over the world playing that. its just fantastic. i am currently dating an albegro.. that is an albino negro for all of you IGNORANT people out there. most people like me because of my silky pubic hair. i deep condition it once a week to keep it so nice, and sometimes i go to an old peoples home and let them touch it. that's right guys, not only am i MAD but im also kind. i have to be kind really, because i am extremely poor, and if i was poor and mean i would really have nothing in life. i am so poor that i live in a council flat. however, i pretend i live in a big house with lots of dogs. once i had friends round and it was really embarrassing because they kept asking me where the dogs were. one of these friends is sophie hobbs, she is brilliant and my thoughts on this will not be changing. Someone who has freckles, goes to boarding school, speaks like a chav (preferably with an accent), who I can tell absolutely everything to, and they can tell me everything without it being weird, would make the most wonderful friend. Better yet if they enjoyed documentaries, water colours and the same music as me. But lets face it, I might be asking a bit much here! my other favourite people are sleepy and dopey.. they make me do sex wees. i aspire to work in a happy shopper, but i dont have the motor skills. oh, thats right, i forgot to mention... i have very bad motor skills.. this is because i was beaten as a child by my real mother. however, i am now adopted by a dream of a lady. her name is jessica and she is an african queen. but for the time being she works in woolies. she is married to an old sailor. on sundays when we have family time in their bed, he puts his hook up my bum and makes me call him captain. i love family life. we also have a dog, called pam, i like the fact that she has eight tits. some people say that i am like stewie from family guy but what they dont know is that I AM ACTUALLY THE VOICE! mad isnt it!!
WELL.. THATS ME ALL OVER... MAD
MUST DASH... RUNESCAPE IS CALLING... ADIOS!!!!!!!!!
