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Jeffrey

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About Me

No, this is not a picture of a Sasquatch lynching. Its 4 marines from my platoon spyrigging in North Carolina. I took the pic when I was next in line for the ride. Definately the most fun Ive ever had. Lets see, Im pretty much average in most ways. I moved to Manchester NH after 4 years in the Marine Corps infantry (0341 I was a lazy bastard). I've been here for 7ish years. I love Hiking, Kayaking, Snowboarding, Drinking, I also play Dodgeball, Kickball, Volleyball and Softball. All of those teams are awsome. It took till almost 30 for my life to start being kickass. Some things never change though, no matter how old I get I still find midgets hilarious and pigtails incredibly hot (Midgets with pigtails OMFG hilariously hot). Thats about it for the basics. here are some pics from my HIKES IN THE WHITE MOUNTAINS and ADIRONDACKS
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffrey
Birthday: December, 28th 1977
Birthplace: Ypsilanti, Mi
Current Location: Manchester, NH
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown with flesh tones in the gaps. I like to call them highlights
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish and English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work boots
Your Weakness: Beer
Your Fears: Prohibition
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Obtain enough money to live indepentantly wealthy for the rest of my life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont really IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK!!! late again...well, might as well make it a half hour late
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, and have you seen these fuckin dimples...Strait up ADORABLE
Your Bedtime: Hopefully by 9:00 but I usually screw that up
Your Most Missed Memory: Swimming in Okinawa
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Usually by myself but sometimes its fun for a girl to be involved
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Killians Irish Red
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Large Regular
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Fuckin A who doesn't?
Do you Sing: Horribly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Yes, The Derik Zoolander School for Kids who can't Read Good and want to learn to do other things good too
Do you want to get Married: Possibly, no hurry
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Not bad for a chubby kid
Are you a Health Freak: I just said im a chubby kid
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Did I forget to mention Im a chubby kid?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Parachute not opening, or getting my head stuck in a combine
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If I really knew that I would take the steps to become it.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Either one but I like strait hair
Height: Preferrably shorter than me
Weight: 150
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Other than Alcohol, None
Number of CDs I own: No clue probably around 50
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret is bullshit. Fix it or Forget it!
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My Interests

hiking, kayaking, dodgeball, softball, kickball, bowling, tennis, some reading, poker and having cold beers with good friends.

I'd like to meet:

Any girl that is cute, into playing sports, enjoys the outdoors, is cute, funny, smart, cute, likes guys that can cook, and is willing to scratch my back and rub my ugly ass feet in exchange for favors....really does that seem too much to ask?
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Music:


Television:

Family Guy, Cash Cab, Man vs Wild

Books:

The Prince, Nicolo Machiavelli Mere Christianity, C.S. Lewis Guns, Germs, and Steel, Jared Diamond The Third Chimpanzee, Jared Diamond With the Old Breed, E.B. Sledge Tao Teh Ching, Lao Tzu

Heroes:

Frank the Tank, Tony Montana, and "The Hedgehog"

My Blog

Ozymandias, A lesson in humanities self destructive nature

I recently read a poem called Ozymandias, written (c) 1818 by Percy Bysshe Shelley.  It gives a good description of the direction that humanity may be heading in our own demise. I met a traveller...
Posted by Jeffrey on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:45:00 PST

A good way to lose your marbles!

3900 Saturdays The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at wor...
Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:38:00 PST

Check out this video: Grenade vs Washing Machine

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Posted by Jeffrey on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST