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Gareth

Space Monkey - Gradually gaining my Myspace Individuality

About Me

Firstly, I'm WELSH. NOT bloody ENGLISH. So please don't ask me if I'm from London, or if I like living in England, or where in ENGLAND i'm from. Okay, um, I'm a sarcy! A MAJOR sarcy. A major WELSH sarcy. I like to goof around and pretend I don't know stuff just to take THE piss. In fact I like to do LOADS of stuff just to take THE piss. Because being a sarcy and taking THE piss is what I'm all about. My favorite person in the whole-wide-world is my bestest friend Dina and I like being a sarcy with her most of all just to see what her reaction will be. It used to be LOADS more fun tho, because she used to actually argue back and at least pretend to get all mad. But now she just says "whatever," and that's BOOOOORING. I don't like when people say "HEEEELLLoooooooooooooo" in a sarcy way after they think I've said something obvious That's not very civil. My normal friends call me Ga' or Gaz.Dinas calls me those things plus Gazzer, Geezer, Gazzo, and SeÃ?????or Gazzer-head. But most of all, she calls me "boo-boo." I like to pretend I don't like when she calls me Boo-boo, even tho I LOVES it. She calls her cat that too, so it must be a good thing. I'll never let her know that though. Cuz it ain't very manly. And I'm a manly kinda guy. I studied to be a Zoologist. That means I know LOADS about animals. I'm gonna get my Phd, and then She'll insist on callin' me Dr. Boo Boo. Oh gard. That's okay tho, cuz I never get mad. EVER. Cause I'm sooo patient. Thats what it takes to be a friend to Dinas - loadsa patience! I never get bothered by anything, I'm loadsa fun and super funny, and I am really easy to please. And thats why everybody loves me. That's why I'm the GREATEST. cuz I really am. If people can't deal with my being sarcy and taking THE piss. I can't deal with them. Cuz they're not my kinda of people. So I can't be bothered with those types. Thats me. Ain't I the GREATEST? Yes. I knew you would agree.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

I likes me TEA!!! But none of that weird American posh coochy coochy stuff you guys drink. Give me good ol' Typhoo or sumtin of the like, with milk and a teaspoon or two of sugar and I'm happy. I hope to travel one day and go to cool places like Hawaii, or New Zealand, or the Galapagos islands and study birds. Cuz thats what I'm interested in. Studyin birds. I'm gonna go to L.A. too someday, but only cuz Dinas is makin' me. Who really wants to go to L.A.? pssh. They got no interestin' birds there at all! Well actually, not the kind of birds I was originally talkin' about. Tee-hee. I take it back. I REALLY want to go to L.A., cuz I really want to meet loadsa birds - especially the likes of Angelina Jolie. YOU KNOWS IT! I'm also interested in Jinkin' as much as I can and gettin WRECKED. I'm a right old pisshead. When I'm drunk, I'm interested in leaving funny drunk text messages. I'm also interested in playin' me drums. I play a wicked drum solo. I really am very VERY good. I also loves playin' the guitar and piano. I'm good at everything, so its no surprise that I picked-up those two instruments so easily. But the drums I've been playin for soooooo long. I have loads more interests, but I'm bored of this question. don't like it? tough.

I'd like to meet:

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I'd like to meet Matthew Bellamy. Cuz he's the coolest ever and he's British. I'll forgive him for being English only because he's good at the guitar and piano and stuff. Hiiiim or, Any of the half naked girls I have up in my bedroom. I'd really like to meet them. I don't really want to get to know any other Americans tho....I know too many as it is. So unless you're one of the Americans I already know (or maybe...just maybe one of their friends) and unless you're one of the half naked model girls up in my room (or somethin to that affect), please don't talk to me. I ain't intrested.

Music:

I likes Muse, System of a Down, Rage Against The Machine, The Von Bondies, The Streets, Keane, Jeff Buckley, Dizzy Rascal, Libertines, Zutons, Franz Ferdinand and loads of other cool music. Cuz I only listen to cool music. None of that Weezer, Maroon 5, Will Young, Silly Punk Cover crap. Cuz they're just baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man. Buncha wankers. I likes what I likes, and that ain't ever gonna change. ( So stop makin me burnt cd's and tellin me "It'll grow on you" - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!)..

Movies:

I only like GOOD movies. Cuz Baaaad movies are crap. And any and every movie that features L.A. in its scenes has been ruined for me by Dinas (I hope you're happy). I like mob movies like Scarface, The Goodfellas, and The Godfather. Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are my heros!!! I also like Ben Stiller cuz his movies are FUNNY. I love Meet the Parents, and Dodgeball. Especially DODGEBALL! I'm waiting on Meet the Fockers. That's gonna be a riot. I also like kiddie movies, but only if they're good. cuz if they're bad they're CRAP. Good kiddie movies are movies that are like Finding Nemo. now that's a GREAT kiddie movie. I like loads more, but again, I grow tired of his question.

Television:

I like the Simpsons. Cuz they're funny, and I like to watch to see what Americans are like. Cuz that's what Americans are like, right? I also love He-Man and Thundercats. Cuz thats good television. Not like the crap shows they got now. Friends is cool. But I hate the fake laughter in the background. Cuz it's stupid. It seems forced. The OFFICE is the best show on t.v. YOu americans don't know what you are missing. Now THATS a good sitcom. I showed it to Dinas once, but she fell asleep. Cuz again, you just don't know what good telly is . Good Telly is Southpark. Now that's good telly.

Books:

I like boring animal and zoologist books that no one else can read, LET ALONE REMEMBER.

Heroes:

First and foremost (after my parents, siblings - in short my family) is my bestest Friend DINAS. Because she is the best person I have ever met. ANY of the above mentioned musicians come in a close second (especially Jeff Buckley or Matthew Bellamy). Of course Al Pacino and Robert De Niro. And I guess some of my british friends here in the good ol' U.K. George Washington is also my hero for takin America away from us. Yeesh. Thank GOD we're not associate with you lot. do you KNOW how much the world HATES YOU!?!??!?!**(disclaimer: JUST KIDDING! DON'T GET YOUR KNICKERS IN A TWIST YOU WANKERS)

My Blog

Survey!!

Do my survey MOFO!!! <---Robby D says so. Do my survey Mofo (disclaimer : These are Robby D's questions. I borrowed them from him. I do not hold myself accountable for them. Unless you ...
Posted by Gareth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MTV Awards

Muse won 2 awards of 2 at the MTV Euro Music awards tonight, they were 'best alternative' and 'best UK and Ireland' - theyre best EVERYTHING!
Posted by Gareth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kroq substitute...I'll have to take this, hope u dont

If you don't score tickets to the Almost Acoustic Christmas 2004 you can still watch all the action online. Log on to KROQ.Com on December 11th and watch as they webcast the entire show live including...
Posted by Gareth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you think my profile's a bit weird

It should serve as reminder not to give your password to your friends. The whole thing was written by Dinas.  wtf.
Posted by Gareth on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST