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After brief spells playing with various illustrious bands such as Methylated Spirits, The Missing Gender, Da Sheep, Pretentious Death, Des Pulls Tombent Du Ciel and Daishonin, Mo Rose Lard finally decided to try her hand at a solo project, under the current working title of Happy Garden. Due to lack of funds and understanding of technology, her music at the moment can best be described as veering towards the Pack/ post Flange genre. Hopefully in time it will progress towards Cesspool Disco, but it's early days yet. What with the debut Happy Garden album, entitled "Happy Garden, Happy Uterus/Haddock Fisted", (the "Haddock Fisted" coda was added due to copyright difficulties involving some other arse of a band in America who had an album of the same name. They smell of emo.) done and dusted, Mo Rose then belted out the follow-up EP, "Felicity Ethics", and a compilation of old classics, rare odds and bare ting, entitled "Sans Chapeau Dans Le Bateau Du Feu", and is currently working on her next opus, "The Ballad of Medley and Lanyard". The new material is definitely sounding more commercial than her previous offerings - the slag is probably selling out after the long years of rending her soul for absolutely no critical or financial gain whatsoever. The world kisses its teeth. Attention! Nous sommes blessés.http://www.holylemon.com/CrazyPingPong.html MySpace Layouts

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Member Since: 02/02/2006
Band Website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsujYPg5cM8
Band Members: Just one. MoRose Lard. And her trusty computer.
Influences: the 'Zoo. Pigface. Your mum.
Sounds Like: none of the above. well, maybe a bit like your mum.
Record Label: 23 Skidoom
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Wona!!!!

Good grief what a busy time it's been! The gig at the Gestalt was a complete washout, literally. If they will put on a gig in a roofless pub then they should really be sure its not going to rain. My m...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:28:00 GMT

Merkin' Awesome

It was my pleasure last night to be witness to Flymo's first gig since that fateful night at Camden's The Burst Cock which I'm sure no one who was present will ever forget. They're truly bac...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:40:00 GMT

SPLEEN AND SPLENDIDNESS

Thanks to everyone who showed up at Camden's Spleen Arms last night to witness the first proper Happy Garden show despite the place being a bit hard to find, to say the least.  It was lovely...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:47:00 GMT

"Maternity Dresses, Tweed Socks and Bells" Tour 2006

Happy Garden is going global!! Supported by those malignant Swedes, Nasal Bong Orifice, Mo Rose will be taking on Manchester, Iceland, Suriname, Niue, Yemen and The Grand Comore Island.   A...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 16:07:00 GMT

CHOKING DOLPHIN TO PLAY NANGFEST DANCE STAGE!!!

The legendary Choking Dolphin has kindly agreed to join the Nangfest Dance Stage, which is very very exciting because everybody loves Choking Dolphin and thus more people will come and everything will...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:32:00 GMT

IT'S SPRINGTIME IN THE HAPPY GARDEN!!!

Currently working out new track, "Cocktail Fanny", (inspired by two lovely people that I happened upon yesterday -when EMI get in touch with that 5-album deal I'll pay them royalti...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:46:00 GMT

NANGFEST DETAILS!!! GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!

NANGFEST - A FESTIVAL GOERS GUIDE The Whole Fucking Arse Ness Of Ever!!! TM Nangfest is the yearly Sunset Bitch Festival, where new talent and old favourites and general fassies get together to play f...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:21:00 GMT

Chinny Reckon - please helP!

Can anyone help with the compilation of variations on Chinny Reckon? So far I have: Chinny Reckon Jimmy Hill Tutenkamuuuuuun (Egyptian Variant) Chin Chin Charoo (Mary Poppins Variant) -thankyou Beard...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:42:00 GMT

les pulls tombent du ciel

oui, les pulls tombent du ciel. attention!
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 22:19:00 GMT