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They pee on my fucking rug??

About Me

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I am a big time outdoorsman. I have a wonderful sense of humor and don't take any shit. Ask me anything. I love to chat.

My Interests

Hunting, Fishing, Reading and Mountain Biking. Coming soon.... Photography.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can talk intelligently and has a good sense of humor... And my future wife as pictured below.......

Music:

Donovan Frankenreiter, 50, Luda, Tu-PAC, Twista, Bob Seger, Hank Williams Sr., Johnny Horton, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Roger Miller, Merle Haggard, George Jones, Conway Twitty, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Korn, Foreigner, ICP, Snoop Dogg, Jet, Jackson Browne, John Prine

Movies:

Super Troopers, American Pie, Signs, Billy Madison, Entrapment, Austin Powers, Silence of the Lambs, The Rock, Varsity Blues, Happy Gilmore, The Sound of Music, The Labrynth, The Wizard of Oz, Ocean's Eleven, Liar Liar

Television:

Documentaries...

Books:

Maxim, Who Moved my Cheese, Chilton Manuals

Heroes:

Uncle Rudy and