TuRBs

My name is Turbo…it’s a really good conversation starter. I have tons of nicknames so take your pick. HMm. for the important things.. I rarely find a person I don’t like and I definitely talk to strangers even though you’re not supposed to. I’m a big fan of doing things just because I can...so if you see me doing something weird, don’t ask me “why?” because the answer is gonna be “why NOT?” I love being around kids cuz I think they see the world as it was meant to be seen.. and they have their priorities straight. I’m horrible at reading lips, so whisper secrets in my ear. Firm believer that laughter can cure anything and a day without it is a day wasted. I’m really playful and goofy, but very capable of being serious if the need arises. I smell everything and usually taste it too and if I find something gross that I don’t like, I always want everyone else to try it because I’m a good sharer. Playing is my favorite, and I’m a good sport ..always up for trying new things and not afraid to laugh and make fun of myself. I can sing like a rock star in the shower…my shower song is Mary had a Little Lamb, which changes to Jingle Bells during the winter months. Used to be left handed when I was younger, but now I’m a righty. Never missed a day of school all the way from Kindergarten to 12th grade..but I wish they would have given me something edible instead of those useless attendance awards. I like heart to heart talks, people that can catch my attention and hold it, spontaneity, eye contact, talking in abbrevs, compassion, confidence, eating when I’m full, and applying too much sunscreen. I hate bumblebees, bad listeners, the smell of balloons on my hands, and unlike the rest of the world, I don’t like chocolate. I LOve wampum stealers, reptile zoo owners, bush crashing bicycle riders, sumo wrestlers, blamers, bashers, and complainers. It’s different up here and I like it, but nothing compares to my friends and fam in socal. Catch me on here if you wanna know something else...OOGYMOOGYTURBY