Melvyn

I am ever so sweet one moment and then I am trying to scratch out your eyes the next. I am a feline paradox, mummy says thats because I am a girl and thats what we do... but sometimes I feel bad so I try to make it up by rolling on my back and showing my furry spotty belly, sometimes it works, sometimes it don't!I live in a cool pad in a bad town.....I have lots of fur but I don't go outside.....I like to poo just in front of the door when mummy's out cos she gets upset at the state of her beige carpet and then i expect to be fed.....Paradoxes are coolOh I am also good at giving advice due to my vast life experience so tell me your troubles and I shal do what I can for you