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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am new to this California of yours.
I am the best-smelling Hahn child.
I believe in very little, but I will hear you out.
I am onstage frequently at No Shame Theatre.
I have co-directed an improv troupe.
I have been a radio personality.
I have a cult following in Washington DC.
I am a playwriting student thousands of miles away from where I live.
I have had a random collection of jobs.
I don't eat mammals.
I am a gun fighter!
I am Batman.
I am condemned to be free.
I give excellent hugs.
I wear jeans all summer long.
My mouth is bigger than yours. I will prove this.
I read more than most people, less than I ought.
I cannot abide salad dressing.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A challenge.
Chocolate-covered almonds.

My Blog

Monologue Slam Monologue

I was just a finalist in the Monologue Slam at ALAP's "Dramapoalypto!" event.For the final round, we were given just under an hour to write one-minute monologues incorporating "Alpaca," "Medical Marij...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:34:00 GMT

An Open Letter to Senator John McCain

Senator,You have challenged my assumptions about what it takes to become a major party's Vice Presidential candidate. I assumed you would pick a running mate with some experience in national politics...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:08:00 GMT

Olympic (not about the Olympics)

This is a monologue I wrote during my break from commuting and performed at No Shame Roanoke. On that night, I remember wanting to preface it by screaming, "MacBeth!" but you had to have been there to...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:46:00 GMT

2007

1) Where did you begin 2007?Living in Iowa City, but in Cedar Rapids for the night. Very briefly beardless.2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?Buying her chocolate, but not really sure if she w...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 20:42:00 GMT

Its been three months

GO FISHBY ADAM HAHN(MARLEY, JOE, ROSS, and DAVIS are playing cards.LIGHTS UP)MARLEYIn the three months we've been stranded on this island, do you think our wives have been unfaithful to us?JOE No.DAVI...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:55:00 GMT

This actually happened to me last week

TRUE STORY FROM A GAME SHOW GREEN ROOMBY ADAM HAHN(LIGHTS UPCONTESTANTS seated, PRODUCER standing)PRODUCERCongratulations. You all did very well on the audition test. Now, you get to compete on Merv G...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:26:00 GMT

a scene about driving west

CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST(The motel's continental breakfast has been all but eaten. More crumbs than actual food remain.MAXINE stares up at a TV, clutching a disposable cup.Enter TONY, eyes half-closed. H...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:54:00 GMT

Teeth

She told me to write about tooth whitening. That ended up tying together some other things I'd been playing with.TeethAdam Hahn In the future, all archived video content will be available for home vie...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:12:00 GMT

I just love children

This started as an assignment (write a monologue making use of dramatic irony), then it was a No Shame piece, and maybe it's a submission for a one-page play contest.I Just Love ChildrenAdam Hahn(to b...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Love and Fruit

Performed at No Shame Roanoke with Kris, who is awesome.Leave This Thermostat at Seventy-Two DegreesAdam HahnLIGHTS UP(JAKE sits at a table with a peach and a knife.SARAH is carrying in groceries. She...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:13:00 GMT