tasty kitty |
The following is a recipe for cat dim sims that will delight the unsuspecting hordes at your next dinner party. .. ....Ingredients.. .. ..1 dimwitted cat ..2 Carrots (if you look closely you’ll ...
Posted by magilla on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:44:00 PST |
gorilla job |
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They toldl this g...
Posted by magilla on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:18:00 PST |
PETA swallows |
..>PETA Killed 97 Percent of 'Companion Animals' in 2006, According to VDACS ..> ...
Posted by magilla on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST |
vagina support group |
whether you're black, white, Asian, young, old, rich, poor, or even Korean, you may already be inflicted with vagina. We at the Vagina Research Institute have spoke with several vagina'ed individuals ...
Posted by magilla on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:45:00 PST |
guns vs doctors |
FACTS TO PONDER: (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics cou...
Posted by magilla on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:25:00 PST |
I didn’t write this |
Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popularbelief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop beinga frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your j...
Posted by magilla on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:52:00 PST |
don’t trust little old ladies |
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.She finally overtook him at the checkout.She turn...
Posted by magilla on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:13:00 PST |
fireman |
A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coi...
Posted by magilla on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:11:00 PST |
Thirty Times in a Row |
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the familys only cow...
Posted by magilla on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:12:00 PST |
You Know You’re a Pothead When... |
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Deadshould replace the national anthem.Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.Your bong is taller than your dog.It takes you more than 30 m...
Posted by magilla on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:03:00 PST |
