THANK YOU Good Samaritan |
So Im driving on the freeway and this dude pulls up beside me honking and flailing his arms as if I were about to crash and die. Im all mouthing, "Huh? What?" to which I finally realize I have a flat,...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:34:00 GMT |
Bra strap solution, girls... and sometimes boys |
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So late night television seems to air more ads and well... could this be too good to be true?
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 11:07:00 GMT |
I dont know what to say... lol |
Yeah so I stopped at Starbucks on the way to work where a guy says, "I really like your hair... its... its really... well, its just so well organized" <=== this was my immediate reaction... I just...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:02:00 GMT |
Short lived love... |
Yeah thats right... I fell madly in love last night. OMG how a green little package could be so orgasmic I will never know... but allow me to share my newfound love for Blue Diamond Soy Sau...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:23:00 GMT |
Oh just eat your damn cake |
So I was driving... and I stopped for a pedestrian... at which point I thought "Damn bitch, move it a little faster. You're young and I dont see a front wheel walker. If I hadnt stopped, you...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:19:00 GMT |
Wrong side of the bed |
When I was young I used to make my mom show me the dead body of spiders before I'd go back into a room... the very room I spotted the monsterous creature in the first place.
This morning... well ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:03:00 GMT |
Drugs |
So tongue twisters... you know those kind that are sort of in the form of a rhyme? Every time someone starts one, I automatically start chanting "How many drugs does a drug dealer deal when a drug dea...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:48:00 GMT |
Guys are like a box of chocolates |
No really, its totally true
Ok so what I really wanted to share was how an unlabeled box of chocolates bug...
You see, without the little cheat sheet describing WTF is inside, I simply cannot b...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:02:00 GMT |
Worst date EVER |
I was thinkin... yeah whatever shut it... about the whole "dating" concept and all that it entails and well, I haven't "dated" much in my lifetime, actually. You know, as in gone out on "dates"
What ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:27:00 GMT |
Vaginal vapor rub |
OMG I cant help myself... I can share the what but not the who, where and when so as to not violate confidentiality
I am in no way, shape or form poking fun at the situation, no.....
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:46:00 GMT |
