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About Me

What's up mother beetches!!! I'm the muthah fucking Christ child and don't you fucking forget it! You think Paris Hilton has the hook up on daddy power? FUCK THAT CUNT! I got the mad means from pops! You wanna know what else!?!? THAT'S RIGHT FUCKERS!!!! I'M WHITE NOW! Who gives a shit about my middle eastern heritage! I said "You know what? I gets me more 'tang' in the good 'ol U.S. of GOMORA!!!' HAHAHAHA! And around here? All these dumb ass bitches and ho's think I'm some cracker anyhow. The christ child wasn't gettin' no play as middle easterner, so he took his glorified ass to BEVERLY MUTHAH FUCKIN' HILLS!!! Fuck yeah. If Michael Jackson can do it, why can't the son of God??? That's right! Jesus wants it? JESUS FUCKING GETS IT!!!Oh...and 'blessed be all those who walk in the path of righteousness'...or something like that.HA!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet George Burns and find out how he got out of my pop's clutches for so long. I also wanna meet Tom Cruise and BITCH SLAP that fucker. God don't like Tommy and neither do his lil boy. I'm also game for some ladies that wanna bare the son of Jesus. I figure that's a better player line than any of those fuckers on this site so far. I'll baptize ALL you bitches! Hells yes.

My Blog

Jeezy hangin' with his dawg Freddy-P

SOOOO... Jeezy done did get bored this past weekend and decided to stray a wee bit from the sanctity of loose ladies he calls 'the OP'. Jeezy decided that since he's all thuggin' it these days, ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 16:57:00 GMT

Jeezy goes ballz mad on emo!

An lo, the lord hath been angered. For verily I say unto thee.... DEATH TO EMO!!!! GODDAMN you little pricks! What the holy fuck is up with you for shit sake!?!?!? I mean...Jeezy don...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:17:00 GMT

Jeezy Poo LUVS JoCo!!!

So...the christ child's come to stay in the midwest for awhile, right? I mean, not my first choice of places to hit up, but after all that nasty shit went down in Vegas, the Messiah's gotta lay ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:35:00 GMT