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Jason Hazey

" I reject your reality and substitute my own"

About Me

I'm a person who speaks "earth" very fluently. I love music and good food, they even go good with each other. I just would like to keep in touch with people through the space time continuim of the internet. I have just recently moved back to Pittsburgh from a short 9 year stay in Cleveland. I'm a firm believer in if life gives you lemons then grab some tequila and salt. To be continued...
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My Interests

music, food, and travel, Roast Beef, scratching untill my finger, hand, and forearms stiffin up ( I also hate that), Cutting rug at the club, Hot girlz who are actually cool, people who get excited about music, wierd people who make me laugh, uncomfortable what the fuck situations, seeing friends who make it big, seeing friends having a great time, me having a great time, winning a scratch off lottery ticket, old schol hip hip, playing texas hold em, winning at said game, not losing at said game, Saturday nights downtown, playing music to people, people enjoying my music, cooking kangaroo, watching people eat kangaroo, laughing at peoples reaction after they eat said kangaroo, buying new vynil, watching a good movie with FX, will Farrel movies, driving a car that works, snowboarding in New York (ahhhh), snowboarding, well, anywere. I like playing golf, hitting the ball straight, hitting that guy who mows the fairway with said ball from 200+ yards (I actually hit the mower he was riding in, it was still pretty sweet), The winking lizard (I miss that place!) Cleveland, Coventry, the night life, Anchor steam beer, stone sours, Xbox 360, Ortaphone night club needles ( they don't skip a beat!) well, I'll think of more stuff later.........

I'd like to meet:

this guy .. .. ..

Music:

most stuff with bass that comes off a plastic disc. I love 80's music. Breaks! and lots of em. Funky slap bass with wha wha pedals over a break beat will get any body moving, I don't care. Dj Rectangle will never be tired either, that guy kick's serious ass, he's just sick with his tracks and his cuts. Got to show Aphrodite love to, "if it aint broke don't fix it".

Movies:

Traispotting, signs, The first matrix, Pirates of the Carribean. Lock stcok and two smoki'n barrels, Snatch, crank. and everything else that resembles a guy ritchie flick. Any movie that has the great Bruce Campbell in it. Any air time that Bruce has with his infinate wisdom and god-like powerz weather it be a commercial, B-movie, or public service announcement.

Television:

Survivoreman. Man vs. Wild, Top Chef, American Chopper, and most discovery channel shit. <mspobj type="application/x-shockwave-flash"

Books:

I can't read

Heroes:

God, Bruce Campbell. Napolean Dynamite, Bruce Campbell, Jason Stathem, Bruce Campbell, God, and um, Bruce Campbell.

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