10 Traits Which Make You a Better Girlfriend |
Er, note to all women. 10. She's independent No one wants a girlfriend they have to baby-sit. Once in a while, like if she's had a rough day at work, it's great to be her shoulder to cry on, but if sh...
Posted by Eddie on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST |
Sleep apnea is killing me |
This sleep apnea is killing me. I went to bed last night at 9pm and woke up at 6am ... totally exhausted. Felt like I hadn't have a minute of sleep. Finally had a sleep study done la...
Posted by Eddie on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST |
You know you're Chinese if ... |
You know you're Chinese if ...... at age, 25 (or 35 or 45), your mom still calls you Wa-Wa, or Bao-Bao, or Shiao Bao Bao in front of all her friends... you'd get hit with a slipper if your GPA dipped ...
Posted by Eddie on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:36:00 PST |
What I've learned from watching Porn |
Body: THINGS WE LEARN FROM WATCHING PORN:1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturba...
Posted by Eddie on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:18:00 PST |
3 Ways To Spot a Millionaire |
3 ways to spot a millionaire:...
Posted by Eddie on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:47:00 PST |
Headlines From the Year 2036 |
Headlines from the year 2036
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still t...
Posted by Eddie on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:46:00 PST |
Eddie's Theory on Life, Love, and Other Useless Things |
I'm at work. Not in the mood to do anything. So I figured I'd jot down some random thoughts on Useless Things:
Advice to the Guys:
- if a chick you're kickin' it to says she JUST wants to be f...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A few thoughts on GIRLZ .... |
Me at work. Me bored. Me don't want to do work. Me thinking about important things: football, cars, working out, vacations, and GIRLZ.
I have a few questions regarding GIRLZ though ...
1) ...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Some random thoughts |
I'm bored at work right now .... not in the mood to do any real work, so I figured I'd pretend to be busy.
There's not much left in the noggin, but my last two brain cells lined up and I had a few ...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I ... (from a friend ... hilarious!!!) |
I see: A fat *** who complains about everything.
I need: to get away from this place for at least two hours
I want: to take a big shit, my stomach is hurting from the food I ate
this morning.
...
Posted by Eddie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
