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JENNIFER

CAUSE BITCH I'M THE BOSS !!!!!!!

About Me


You Are 81% Vain
You're beyond vain. Besides being obsessed with your looks, you're obsessed with everyone else's looks.
Yes, you look amazing. But you also need to be fabulous on the inside to be truly attractive. How Vain Are You? ..
.. You scored as The Sprightly Elfin Femme. Cute and irresistible, you inspire and foster the little kid in everyone. Also, you make the best cookies and cutest knit hats.

The Sprightly Elfin Femme


55%

The Student Dyke


45%

The Surprise! Dyke


45%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke


35%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke


30%

The Granola Dyke


25%

The Little-Boy Dyke


20%

The Stud


20%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme


20%

The Femme Fatale


20%

The Hipster Dyke


0%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke


0%

The Bohemian Dyke


0%
What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

women, women, and more women.......I guess a couple guys for friends too. Oh, and did I mention women????
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Name: jennifer
Birthday: 6-8-82
Birthplace: trevose, pa (in my uncles alcohol bottle ridden bedroom)
Current Location: northeast philly
Eye Color: light brown/hazel
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: german,english and gypsy
The Shoes You Wore Today: black shell=tops
Your Weakness: girls,girls,girls,girls.......girls i do adore!!!!!!!
Your Fears: being alone, having my heart broken.......AGAIN!!
Your Perfect Pizza: brocoli with extra sauce and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get and maintain a healthy relationship
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey baby girl
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHY ME!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my lips
Your Bedtime: early during the week
Your Most Missed Memory: my boy Mike B. (R.I.P. lil' bro)
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mickey d's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: FUCK yeah!!!!!!!
Do you Sing: yes, but horribly
Do you Shower Daily: what do you consider daily? (sike, yes i do)
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: been there, dropped out, would like to go back...
Do you want to get Married: i am married, hope to be divorced soon!!
Do you belive in yourself:
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM!!!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: a few of them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yell mutha fuckin' yeah!!
In the past month have you Smoked: like i said...hell mutha fuckin' yeah !!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell mutha fuckin' yeah...sike...no!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i don't know if you'd call it a date.......
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i'd like to!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but i'd like to!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but i'd like to!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but i wouldn't like to!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but it sounds like a plan!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hell ta da yeah!!
Ever been called a Tease: of course!!
Ever been Beaten up: once, by two rican girls. (only cause they jumped me)
Ever Shoplifted: when i was little
How do you want to Die: I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an accident investigator is my dream job. can you have felonies and do that?
What country would you most like to Visit: iceland looks pretty
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: long, but it depends how it's done short
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 110-115 i'm beginning to be more flexible with that
Best Clothing Style: whatever tickles your pickle, but i prefer slutty!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: that's up to you, but no strung out bitches please
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 2 (labrea and tounge)
Number of Tattoos: 4 but the one on my back can count as 4. so, actually 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing

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Music:

I absolutely love Madonna, That's my bitch! Dirty Sanchez, of course. Ludacris, old Green Day, Rancid, Sex Pistols, Rolling Stones, Eminem, Daft Punk, DJ Icey, Bad Boy Bill, Nijel Richards, The Doors, Nelly, Evanesance (sp?), Jessica Simpson, Christina Agulaira, Blink 182, 3 Doors Down, etc. Obviously I like a very wide variety of music

Movies:


You Are 40% Boyish and 60% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?Gia, Scarface, Casino, Goodfellas, Godfather, Bronx Tale, Carlito's way, some girl on girl porn (live, that is!!!), Taking Lives, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, If these Walls could talk, Bound, Monster, Monster's Ball, Face Off, Bone Collector, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, etc.

Television:

Will and Grace, of course. Law and Order, call me boring, but I love the News, Bones, Simpsons, Family Guy, Extra, Access Hollywood, America's Most Wanted, Cops, Bernie Mac, That 70's Show, Judge Judy, etc. I don't actually watch all of these in a day!!
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Books:

Any James Patterson book. True stories or true crime.

Heroes:

Not really a hero as much as an idol, but that would be Madonna. But, my number one hero right now is my baby, my sweetie, my girlfriend....... Angelina Jolie!!! I'd do things to that woman that would make even her blush.................... You have a sexual hidden talent
You have a sexual hidden talent. You might not look it but you are a dynamo in bed. Most of your lovers think that it is from years of practice, but really, you were just born with it.
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You Are The Star
You represent the ultimate in truth and purity.
Insightful and illuminating, you provide guidance for others.
You also demonstrate unselfish, unconditional love.
You posses many spiritual gifts, including the ability to heal.
Your fortune:
Your future is looking brighter by the day.
The near future will be a time of both hope and healing.
Luck is about to come your way, perhaps the best luck you have ever seen.
Life is about to get a lot easier and much better! What Tarot Card Are You?