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Kris

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About Me

hmmm... where to begin? I'm a workaholic hermit. It keeps me pretty busy (and tired) so I really don't get much time to get out. I'm 25, quiet, opinionated, and fiercly independant. Thats not to say I'm antisocial, I've just been burned quite badly from making the mistake of letting people get too close to me. That's not to say that I'm not willing to try if the right situation presents itself. Some of my favorite things to do are take my dogs for a walk along the bike trails or up to Falls Park, reading anything I can get my hands on, listen to music (all kinds), and just generally enjoying life. I also LOVE to cook when the mood strikes. My interests are so eclectic and diversified I could be here all day trying to list them all.I'm straight forward almost to the point of brutality. If I have something to say.. I'll say it. But for the most part I'm a really laid back, mellow kind of person.
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My Interests

motorcycles, rodeo, tattooes, captain morgan, candles, fryn pan, piercings, swords, biker boots, big trucks, aquariums, massages, hangin w/ my hetero lifemate, shiny objects, farm work, canvas shoes, my couch, rock shows, payloaders, mt dew, movies, knives, lighters (FIRE), throwing things at Bandit, watching the history channel, photography, road trips, hooded sweaters, vacutainers, shiny things, roses, phlebotomy, my felon:), cooking, hiking, scrubs, horseback riding, big comfy pillows, kit kats, walking, chains, writing long letters, my 12 disc changer, monkeys, intelligent conversation, interior decorating, cruisin, whips & handcuffs, reading, rearranging my house, chillin, leather, prowling the book stores, lurking, emo waiters, the paranormal & occult,

Music:

I listen to a lot of everything. Dwight Yoakam, Social Distortion, Sublime, Johnny Cash, Anchondo, Toby Keith, Trace Adkins, Waylon Jennings, The Smiths, Shooter Jennings, Caroline's Spine, Rob Zombie, Screeching Weasel, Gary Allen, Nickelback, ZZ Top, Aerosmith, Big & Rich, Hinder, Def Lepard, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Hank Williams Jr, Buckcherry, Montgomery Gentry, System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, PRIMUS, Tool,

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption,Demon Hunter, Army of Darkness, A Knight's Tale, Good Morning Vietnam, Down Periscope, The Longest Yard, Billy Madison, McHale's Navy, Breakfast Club, Boondock Saints, Princess Bride, Rock Horror Picture Show, Muppet Movie(s), Strangeland, Pirates of the Carribean, The Untouchables,...basically anything that gets my attentiona href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

Television:

CNN, Numb3rs, Will & Grace, Scrubs, House, Law & Order (all of 'em), M*A*S*H, Invader Zim, Family Guy, Daria, Bones, Ghost Hunters, NFL, MLB, The Young Riders, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr, Dr. Quinn, Forever Knight, Two, The Sentinal, American Dad, Friends, Forensic Files, Body of Evidence, Prison Tactical, Histories Mysteries, Ripley's Believe It or Not, Mind Freak,

Books:

The Body Farm by Patricia Cornwell (and all of her other books also) any of "The Cat Who.." series by Lilian Jackson Braun Anything written by J.T. Edson The Cheyenne series by Judd Cole The Three Musketeers, Dracula, Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way

Heroes:

My Grandpa George and my Dad. If it weren't for their influence, I don't think I'd be nearly as grounded as I am. They are the main reason that I am who I am.a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

My Blog

HOLA

Well, this weekend is going to be a big one for me. Tomorrow morning, as soon as Krystyna's off work, she and I are heading out of town for two days. Where are you going? you ask. I'll tell you. We're...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:46:00 PST

Check out this event: 2nd Annual Sioux Falls Zombie Walk

Hosted By: Zed de la MuerteWhen: Saturday Oct 27, 2007 at 7:01 AMWhere: Skelly's Pub130 S. Phillips AveSioux Falls, SD 57104United StatesDescription:Zed de la Muerte Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Kris on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:00:00 PST

lets never pass out angry again *repost*

Honey, Let's Never Pass Out Angry Again..CLICK THE LINK!! ENJOY!...
Posted by Kris on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:22:00 PST

totally random thoughts

Ok, so I'm sittin here at work (workin' hard..obviously) and I had a bunch of thoughts all collide at once. Naturally I thought some "mental diarrhea" would make for some interesting reading. Wheneve...
Posted by Kris on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:56:00 PST

long overdue recognition

Well, here it is another a lovely day in my windowless rectangular cage (I mean..uh, office. I've got me a Mt. Dew and a computer with internet access. What more can I possibly ask for? (that was rhet...
Posted by Kris on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

I DID IT!

I did it! i finally fucking did it! yesterday I went and cut off my hair. it WAS halfway down my back and now...now its just a tiny little bit past my collar. holy crap!   it turned out a lo...
Posted by Kris on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:00:00 PST

good news!!

This particular post is largely positive for a change. Be impressed. HA On an extremely positive note, It's been 2 months since I quit drinking. It wasn't like it was some major life altering eve...
Posted by Kris on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:33:00 PST

effen men

ok, so ignore my previous blog about being all happy & whatnot and in a new relationship. yeah, that was 3 weeks well wasted. if i wanted to be ignored and play second fiddle to a beer bottle i'd ...
Posted by Kris on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

so here i sit...

So, here it is 0730 in the mornin on a Sunday and I'm awake. Nothing new there though.. during the week I'm up at 0530.I'm sittin here at my kitchen table with Frank on my lap and Luna curled up by my...
Posted by Kris on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:59:00 PST