I was raised in the jungle by a bunch of wolves, but when i was 16 we had a major argument and i ran away. I then started to work for this lovely old couple on a farm. One day, i sold their only cow.....
to a rival farmer for some coffee beans, which i used to make coffee obviously! When they found out, they fired me. So, i looked for a job in the city. I found one in a newspaper firm, where i was referred to as 'Clark Kent'. Unforunately, i had many extra curricular activites.....
which i could not balance with my job so i had to quit. Ater this, i worked underground with 4 turtles.....
I enjoyed my time with them, because they loved pizza and so did i. However i had to leave them after a few months, as humans and turtles dont mix, which i found out the hard way. So, i decided that i did not want to work for anyone anymore, and i set up my own shop, called the 'Kwik-E-Mart'. It is located in the wonderful town of Springfield, and i sell everything from used nappies to 6 month old yoghurt. Business is doing good, well it has to as i have a pregnant wife and 12 kids to feed. There is a rumour that there will be a TV show about this town, and if it is true then look out for me on a TV near you! Thank you, come again!