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Saskatchewan!

About Me

I have no social life.

I rock a calculator daily
(sometimes off the clock)

I may never write you back

I am a thousand year old frozen head
and I demand to be thawed! No!? No!! -mrp

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to play dominos...
...or knows where my dominos are

My Blog

Cyclical time

For those of you that may have wondered whatever became of me, I'll fill you in on the details. I apologize up front for being the dick that never calls or writes.Read also: December 22, 2005 blogI le...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:54:00 GMT

A Warmonger Explains War to a Peacenik (stolen from Goon)

A WARMONGER EXPLAINS WAR TO A PEACENIK By Anonymous PeaceNik: Why did you say we are we invading Iraq? WarMonger: We are invading Iraq because it is in violation of security council resolution 1441. A...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:49:00 GMT

An old letter

So, I found a response I wrote to some kid drummer from Santa Maria.  I though it interesting.  Please remember that I was working for the Dwelling at the time: Disclaimer: the views express...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 19:09:00 GMT

Music Reviews vol II: One hit wonders and commercials

One hit wonders and commercial successesI used to think it was coincidence, but now I think not. I am a marketing genius. OK, no I'm not. But I do have a knack for picking the one song that should, bu...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 01:13:00 GMT

Music Reviews vol I: Teenage Zit Rock Angst from Japan

Well, this is mostly for Amy, but you can tag along. The following is a much anticipated list of music I listen to and think you might like. Or you might not, but it's the crap I listen to.Japanese Ro...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:36:00 GMT

WTF gun-toting lunatics?

So what is with this week and gun violence in the SLO area? And Denny's in CA? I'm sure you can read about the three Denny's shoot outs and today's carjacking/car chase that ended in Gaviota. But all ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 01:46:00 GMT

Recipes and resumees

If interested, again, IF interested.  I've got food and drink recipes, lists of random shit, and artsy abstract photos online.
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 03:37:00 GMT

Said it before, I'll say it again and mean it.

I'm not one to type a foolhearty streak of shit about someone - I usually just do it verbally, but if you dare to care, you must know. I also hesitate to stray from any journalistic rigor, but I'm gon...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Aug 2005 06:06:00 GMT

Please let me quit my job - Audio for hire

No, things aren't that bad at the warehouse - yet.  But I do have my portable recording studio up and running.  Now all I need is some worth while projects and more importantly some cash for...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Aug 2005 21:33:00 GMT

KCPR Comp out now!!!!

It just showed up on my doorstep this afternoon. 1000 shiny slivers of shrinkwrapped goodness. They look so cool, I must say so myself. They'll be available for our pledge next week as a premium fo...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Apr 2005 14:54:00 GMT