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flaTTop Jo

CHILLIN' IN TE PI- that's my line

About Me

Mik --
[adjective]:
1. Like in nature to a train-riding hobo
2. A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
3. A hermit living in the big city
4. Benevolent to a fault
'define yourself'
Let's see how do I start this again? hmmm, oh yeah Hi! My name's Mik Frnandez, I'm an alcoholic... oh wait this isn't the AA meeting is it?
Well this is it, I was born in the Philippines, I moved to the US when I was 8, moved 3 times in the states, and moved back to the Philippines when I was 16. And that's where I am now. The reason I am here was because my mom decided that it would be a good idea to cut my roundtrip tickets in half. But hey, it's like an extended vacation, with all of the social awkwardness of not knowing how to speak the language and not having real friends and all...
But in reality I now enjoy the Philippines and bounties now that I have some grasp of the language. I enjoy doing photography and am an avid amateur photographer. I enjoy writing short stories, which usually have the best beginings of any short story I have ever read, but the climax and resolution blow they usually end up getting scrapped. I enjoy working on cars, driving them and admiring them; my first car was a 1993 Honda Civic DX coupe, but I am now currently working on my car the 1986 SAAB 900 Turbo two-door hatch.
Oh and if you were wondering, yes I do sport a flat top...
"life throws you bricks build a house, if life throws you lemons bust out the Corona, but if life throws you shit just don't catch it..." C'est la vie
Take the quiz:
What kinda import car is for u???

VTEC all the way foo!!! Honda/ Acura
U like hitting them high RPM's and Hear VTEC screaming, loyal to honda and them B series and K series motors....
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do u kno about cars?

yep u know what ur talkin about
dang ur good see u at the raceways
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Ricer Or Tuner?

Tuner!
Hardcore Tuner! your into getting your car fast and leaving the exterior stock with some light rims!
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The 411 on Mik
Name: Mik
Birthday: september 9, 1988
Birthplace: Metro Manila Philippines
Current Location: Metro Manila Philippines
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'6" I think
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Pure bred Filipino
The Shoes You Wore Today: Osiris
Your Weakness: Women, Cars
Your Fears: My Mom, Zach's old girlfriend... that lady who's got my yard equiptment
Your Perfect Pizza: Italian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my SAAB 900 Turbo working, and Visit the US
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Cuz
Thoughts First Waking Up: Are the monsters gone now?
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't know
Your Bedtime: When my eyes close
Your Most Missed Memory: Before my life was turned upside down and shot
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-n-Out
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea is all they have here
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino usually
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Hey watch your F*ckin' language!
Do you Sing: Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes or Twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Some day
Do you belive in yourself: I exist?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: To what?
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no!
Do you get along with your Parents: Dad, Hell yeah! Mom... Ha like Jews and Nazis!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Saxaphone Trombone Flute I was a band geek
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nyquill, Flinstone vitamins... damn I need a bump!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Was that this month or last?
&..39;In the past month have you gone to a Mall:' Yeah there's like 20 of them here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Uhhh.... I borrowed some things...
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been called a Tease: I don't remember, Is that the same as asshole?
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Once, it's not as glamorous as I thought it was
How do you want to Die: Guns a blazing, driving a car, or saving someone
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Lawyer? Medical scool cadaver
What country would you most like to Visit: Already there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown/Green
Favourite Hair Color: black?brown
Short or Long Hair: Inbetween
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: Covers body till later
Number of Drugs I have taken: Mommy says they're bad, that's why she keeps them.
Number of CDs I own: Mom's got 'em now but like 75
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 7,222,156 I think
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My Interests

CARS, women,photography, makin' rhymes(rap, or poetry), writing, chillin... Women...

I'd like to meet:

Friends... oh and chicks

Music:

IF YOU WANNA FREESTYLE OR THROW DOWN SOME RHYMES TRY USING THIS

I listen to anything, I was a band geek after all! here is some of the music
THE OFFSPRING
THE SCORPIONS
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
PETER PAUL AND MARY
BURT BACHARACH
TUPAC SHAKUR
XZIBIT
SNOOP DOGG
here is some good filipino rap you should listen to. it's good, it's pure; and this is underground uncorrupted music... It doesn't get any better than that NY to PI-Nimbus 9ine
Letter to the Philippines-One 3D
Dark Matter's Final-Archonz Akeen
Itsumo-Dice and K9

Movies:

Blazing Saddles was the sickest (most racist) movie ever, YoungFrankenstein, Space Balls, Robin Hood Men In tights(do you see a pattern here? Melbrooks is the greatest comedy writer), Blues Brothers, Scary movies (I don't really like american horror flicks now that I saw all of the asian ones (which by the way scared the shit out of me)

Books:

Enjoy the Older Classics; Jules Verne, George Orwell, and John Steinback. Basically things that make me think. Don't really like Harry Potter, And I like car books, schematics and performance books or magazines.

My Blog

Those offended by my old "about me"

Since someone read this and exposed it to an offended party I will no longer be using this as my "about me". I am not angry at anyone who reads my "about me", but am angered at the fact that one woul...
Posted by flaTTop Jo on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

Conspiracy againce the number 11...

1) New York City has 11 letters2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist whothreatened todestroy the TwinTowers in 1993) has 11 letters.4) George W Bush has 11 letters.This could be...
Posted by flaTTop Jo on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:39:00 PST

work in progress

I'm still working on this one but if you want the music I'm using it's track 5 (the first one on the list on this website) I watch as the sunsets, I Sit and forget all of my problems, all of my r...
Posted by flaTTop Jo on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:19:00 PST

Today

Many days are not my best Awaiting the suns walk east to west nobody awaits for my tommorow except my acquaintance; sadness and sorrow   When the sun has gone off to bed I dim my lights  to ...
Posted by flaTTop Jo on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:34:00 PST

the Sunflower

I am a sunflower you are the sun I follow you as you walk the sky For, without you I wither and die My head bows low when your walk is done For I am a sunflower and you are the sun ...
Posted by flaTTop Jo on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:21:00 PST

A journey

I walk towards the setting sun to where I go I shalln't run there is no rush for as you see befre me lies a foreign sea   from landless seas... to sealess lands to see the horizon my demand  ...
Posted by flaTTop Jo on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 06:48:00 PST

ok then

This is one of my free stylesets that I wrote I just wanted to add it... Amazing... amazing yeah that's what she saidlisten to this this is my freestyle set I got nothin' to say, nothing today I wi...
Posted by flaTTop Jo on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:16:00 PST

FIrst shot

This is a "rap" I wrote up it goes with music but I don't know the name of the instrumental.  (intro) Sure y'all wanna hear this it's really no good maybe y'all couldn't, but maybe (baby) ya sho...
Posted by flaTTop Jo on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:11:00 PST